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And just for fun (read: to fill another column), a complete list of those front page disclaimer taglines:|
- "El Sid" is indeed the best episode ever.
- After R317 alluded to the above tagline on the board:
Aww, now everyone's going to look here!
- May contain descriptions of peanuts.
- Actual year may vary. Consult calendar for current year.
- May explode if dynamited.
- Do not taunt Happy Fun Timer.
- Best viewed with eyes.
- Vlada is paid for his services and does not love any of you.
- Week of the Buffy finale:
Goodbye, Iowa. I mean, Sunnydale.
- Week of the Enterprise finale:
All Mediocre Things...
- Do not ingest nasally.
- Please excuse the dust.
- Hey, what's that button d
- Keep away from children. They're dangerous as hell.
- On the Fourth of July:
Aim fireworks away from site.
- Not for resale without index page.
- Coded entirely by hand. On paper.
- "A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend." - Willow Rosenberg
- Made with Mac OS 6.0.7 through 9.2.2.
- Do not read site if seal on cap is broken.
- Accompanying a slew of Sliders DVD ads:
Oh, and did I mention that the DVDs are out?
- On Hallowe'en:
- If you can read this, you scrubbed too hard.
- Do not use site in place of an actual mental hospital.
- During a fairly hideous attempt at a Valentine's Day redesign:
Trust me, I hate this colour scheme as much as you do.
- I will not use this space to imitate Bart Simpson.
- When is a door not a door?
When a cyberiad opens it.
HA HA HA HA! I may live!
- Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for image loading.
- Brought to you by insomnia.
- This sentence is about the only thing on the page that didn't just change. Oh, wait...
- I can't believe http://welcome.to/gate_haven/ still works!
- You ain't seen nothin' yet.
- All rooms reserved.
- On the tenth anniversary of Sliders:
Here's to another ten!
- I have discovered a remarkable proof, which this disclaimer is too narrow to contain!
- Keep arms inside web browser.
- Liking to walk in no way guarantees your enjoyment of square dancing.
- Actually, none of the site was intentional. It just sorta happened one day.
- Yibk rwkklcw olk xwlttj evy ovxyi qwuvqbec.
- This is KLLY'S tagline, her mighty, mighty tagline!
- (You heard me, Jim. It's not for you. Go back to your box.)
- Upon reaching 100,000 hits:
Six digits? Quickly, Sophie, hide your hit counter!
- Gate Haven is a Mark Goodson television production!
- Printed on 100% recycled pixels.