| Recall317: "Don't look bagk, Remmy. It won't do no good." |
Blinker: "There's Christmas tree lights up... AND it's dark. We must be in the San Fernando Valley!" Recall317: And that's all the alt-world we care to show you. Good night! Motis: War of the Lincoln Logs Recall317: What Bill Nye sees after a long day of mixing chemicals. Motis: Public service commercial: "Some of my best friends are Negroes!" Blinker: "I recognize this plot. We've gone bagkwards through the interdimension." DarkOracle: Several White Zombie songs come to mind... Callie21V: "Mr. Parasaurolophus, would you stand up, please?" DieselMickeyDolenz: "Next time, we tell Maggie to carry her sex toys herself." Motis: "...and he just LOVES to have his tummy rubbed! Hey, what the hell...?" Recall317: "I'm doing everything I can to look like Maggie, but breast surgery ain't cheap, honey!" Blinker: "Here, snuggle up. I'll... uh... offer you shade." gleeb: Tickle, tickle, tickle! Recall317: After years of begging, Sci-Fi finally gave Sliders fans a TV movie. Unfortunately, it was Callie21V: Now, who exactly is he trying to catch here? The Sliders, or the FRIGGIN' ROADRUNNER?!? Recall317: He's been shot! Quick, remove his pants! Recall317: I'm having flashbacks to "Luck of the Draw." Thankfully, Maggie is cheapening the moment. Motis: The waitress' cruelty to double amputees knew no bounds. Callie21V: PUMAT of Calista Flockhart, Gigi Edgley, and... uh... me. Slider_Quinn21: "This is my impression of Maggie!" Recall317: Since Kari Wuhrer was hired, the quality of the COW has declined markedly. Slider_Quinn21: Just what we wanted: Exodus Part 3 and Peckinpah info, all in one! Blinker: "We just saw Motis: Monet's chronic use of absinthe seriously degraded his work. Slider_Quinn21: No. Too easy... vortex62: "It seems you've had a lot of practice, Maggie..." Blinker: After her rigorous audition process, Kari was capable of swallowing anything. Recall317: Hey, Quinn, rather than be disgusted, you should think of the possibilities! vortex62: Remmy practices his Kromagg mind control... Blinker: BinoSlide Slider_Quinn21: We get it! She's a Recall317: We'll be right bagk after these messages. MrAtomik: The two lesser reasons why I like this show. Blinker: "Quinn, she's not looking... how about a quickie?" Recall317: One of the more eventful days on KarisVaginaCam.com. gleeb: "Awright! Cheese! We eat tonight!" Blinker: MissingSliderRyan: Wade: "Look at these caps! Their minds are all in the gutter." Maggie: <laughs> "Baby, you've never had it in the gutter, have you?" Wade: "EWWWWW!" vortex62: "Uhhh...Ross J. Kelley got me a million bucks....uhhh....." Recall317: Oh gee! Another FUCKING CAVE. We're 5 for 5 in this marathon! MrAtomik: "Dammit, Quinn is caught in the gravitational pull of Maggie's implants again." Recall317: "So the rabbit got a bazooka, and blew him out of the hole and fucking killed him!" Kielle: "Oh, this? I was just...uh...borrowing him. Yeah. That's the ticket. Borrowing." MrAtomik: "That was fun, Uncle Remmy... now let's go peek into Maggie's tent." "Whoah, boy, you ain't big enough for that!" Recall317: "Go ahead, shoot him, I promise I won't show any emotion." Slider_Quinn21: And the third actor to play Rickman is announced: Timothy Dalton! Qamar: TV's first interracial sneeze. Slider_Quinn21: ...immediately followed by Tom Hanks! Callie21V: "Ah, ah, ah, ah! Stayin' alive, stayin' alive... the boy will be scarred for life, Mallory! Ah, ah, ah, ah..." Recall317: Quinn Mallory is "Bagk in Black." DieselMickeyDolenz: "Yeah? Well let's see if Maggie can make you feel like THIS!!!!" Recall317: "Tell me, Malcolm. Have you seen The Crying Game?" Generik: It's not nice to fool Mother Nature... especially not this time of the month! MissingSliderRyan: Peck's remains after the Sliders fans got to him. Blinker: "You really think Maggie's implants will fool Rickman?" "Let's hope he believes in sphericals." Recall317: "You know, technically that is now Maggie's homeworld. Can't we just leave here there?" "Forget it, Wade." "Aw fuck!" |