"In Dino Veritas," Vol. 2

Recall317: WOW! They said this episode couldn't be capped, but we are doing a bang-up job! This is hysterical! MSR: Ryan..a little crunchy..LOL!!!

Caption preservation by Ratboy Consortium Incorporated. Isn't anyone going to order the Doggett and Moronica taunting???
MissingSliderRyan: Vortex62 contest pic #3081. We'll start by revealing the lower-right quadrant...	adsinfinitum: BMW's new 'neck-belts' proved disastrous in crash-tests.	ananael: This new mesquite wax will take the hair off of any scrotum, and it's finger licking good!	Blinker: Yeah, now try spelling it bagkwards...
Recall317: "Hey, Professor! Ring around the collar? Ha ha... I'm so punny."	Callie21V: So why couldn't the all-knowing buddy bracelets in "El Sid" be set to "electrocute"?	amycamus: Birth scene from "The Tin Drum."	Recall317: "Noooooo! Stay bagk!"
Generik: In Creature Land did Sharon Stone a wondrous backstage tour arrange, where Alph the Komodo Dragon ran, biting toes of Sharon's man, down to the nubby bone...	Blinker: <mimicking SL4ever> Like SpacePunk's ego in a flame war, these eggs come pre-crushed.	amycamus: "I have to get a message to Generik. He's a poet, and he doesn't know about it."	Recall317: "Hey, what are you afraid of? My arms are inarticulate! See?"
adsinfinitum: "I'm telling you for the last time...you'll have this last piece of jerky when you can pry it from my cold, dead, chubby hands."	Generik: "It's just that... well, that amycamus keeps making me laugh, and it doesn't go well with my image as a tortured, depressed young woman, is all."	Recall317: Oh, this man's been reading a post by Executive.	beckett: "MUST.... HAVE..... MORE..... FIBRE...."
teambanzai: Left over props from Battlefield Earth: no one will touch them for fear of contracting Scientology.	Blinker: One year later, the footage gathered by the Blair Conga Line Project was found...	Generik: "Well, we couldn't save the toe, so we decided to make a delicious hero sandwich out of it instead! Here, Sharon, try a bite."	Generik: "Now that I've got the taste for celebrity husband's feet, I'm a-lookin' for that Larry Fortensky..."
JessieMallory: "Why hasn't Indy come to rescue me yet? He always has in the past."	Generik: "Quick, we've only got a few minutes..." "Yes! Let's twist again like we did last summer, Chubby!"	adsinfinitum: Billy Ocean after she got out of his dreams, into his car, and off with his money.	Callie21V: "Bushes, bushes everywhere, and not a drop to drink..." "That's NOT how it goes, professor."
DieselMickeyDolenz: In a freak sliding accident, Quinn is merged with the ex-fat guy from the Subway commercials...	Callie21V: "Confound you! Teh. Guh!"	teambanzai: He looks like a fat bearded head floating on a sea of pudding.	amycamus: PUMAT between David Crosby, Cesar Romero as 'The Joker,' and Jack the Ripper.
Callie21V: "Squalor in the Grass II: Electric Bog-a-loo" [with apologies to Generik]	fend68k: "Check it out, I can balance myself perfectly on this squirrel!"	Agent_Moldy: "Whaaat! So I ate the best boy. So what?"	Recall317: "Pharoah! Let my people go! Oh come on....please...with sugar on top?"
ROBOTCROWT: "Yeah, inside me there was a thin man waiting to get out. But I ate him, too."	Blinker: "All it proves is that you can wince, twitch and make indistinguishably lifelike 'power arc' sounds on cue."	Generik: "I'm working my way up to being a little teapot. Check with me later this afternoon, and I'll show you my spout."	Recall317: "I like Maggie...[zappppp!] Quinn loves me...[zapppppppp!!!!]...."
ananael: Arturo: "I tell you she dropped a contact down my trousers. Nothing happened, I assure you."	fend68k: "Agh, there's a polish sausage stuck between the folds of my neck."	Buffoon: Post-Apocalyptic story tellers... "...and they were called neckties, and they were used to torture the middle class..."	Recall317: "The choice is simple...either the dinosaur eats you, or I will."
amycamus: "Come on, hurry up. Take a picture of me with the meditating leader of Aum Sun."	IllegalityGirl: "They can take our lives... they can take our freedom...but they'll never take my Jumbo Summer Sausage!"	Blinker: Sesame Street After Dark: Putting the "snuff" into "Snuffleupagus."	MrAtomik: "Whoah! Phil, that dragon must've come back for seconds, huh?"
Buffoon: Not on Mr. Blackwell's best-dressed list.	Agent_Moldy: (reading) "Mary...Katherine...Gallagher... was here..."	Recall317: And Moses came unto the burning bush. And he cooked wieners over it. So it was then, so it shall be.	ananael: "Gosh, what's Maggie got that I don't? And I hope whatever it is kills her slowly."
Blinker: "Oh, you'll also need these to POWER the buddy bracelets..."	ROBOTCROWT: Buff, be careful. Your ex-wife could be lurking in there somewhere.	Buffoon: "...but nowadays, I just dream of the girl I left behind and stroke my cane in a vaguely phallic manner."	Recall317: "I once had a Manwich....this big!"
Callie21V: Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome tragically strikes Jay Leno.	teambanzai: DAMN!!! How does he not lose conciousness when that thing's erect?!	Recall317: "I'm afraid it's terminal. He'll be a Muppet by morning."	teambanzai: "HUGE -- packages of Oreos..."
Agent_Moldy: And in the land of dinosaurs, KING is the whopper.	teambanzai: Cinderfella: The Opera	MissingSliderRyan: Cannibals Anonymous: "Why yes, I do recall a Ryan Simms. Nice tasty... er.... crunchy....er.... melt in your mouth... um... fellow."	Generik: "Mr. Spock, I believe you've taken this three-dimensional chess game a little too far..."
Agent_Moldy: Failed Archvillain #735: Balding Man. "FEAR my shiny pate!"	Agent_Moldy: "I reckon I'll have me some Jolie, mm-hmm..."	teambanzai: "Damn them. How the hell do they keep short sheeting my sleeping bag?"	Generik: "So... when you say Angelina tastes just like her brother, do you mean she tastes like her brother, or that she... uh... well, never mind."
Phanto5692: A wannabe Lt. Noin impersonator.	Blinker: "Looks like the helicopter is a no-go, but they did send a holographic doctor..."	Phanto5692: "Damn, why did they put the teleprompter up so high?"	Generik: "Well, sure, we need to survive, but a friend that good you don't want to eat all at once."
Blinker: Mantrid goes after the Sci-Fi Channel. It's about time!	Phanto5692: "They're going to kill me off HOW?!!"	Agent_Moldy: "LOOK! Over there!" "Where, I don't see--" *CHOMP* "OWWW! My arm!" "So...very...hungry..."	ROBOTCROWT: "All right, so I have a milk beard. What's wrong with that?"
Recall317: "Trumpy? Trumpy, where are you?"	Phanto5692: "I know good fences make good neighbors, but I'm not sure good neighbors make good fences."	Callie21V: "Ha ha! None of ourselves exactly covered ourselves in glory... or anything else for that matter." "Well, Quinn and I did find some mayo... I mean..."	vortex62: "What Peckinpah is thinking of rite now" :)
Blinker: And now, some words from Kari Wuhrer on behalf of "Water Filters That Get Me In The Mood."	144b: I don't know what's she's selling... but I'll take ten of them.	Agent_Moldy: We're sorry.	teambanzai: Okay, I know there's a forest in here somewhere...
Phanto5692: "It was quiet. Too quiet. The kind of quiet that would make you think of Susan, the kind of girl that... wait a sec, how did that go again?"	Recall317: "Quick! Cannibalize him for parts!"	Callie21V: Vortex62 Contest Pic #5619. Hint: This episode has a cave in it...	IllegalityGirl: So hungry, he pretends to be a beef burrito.