Season 5 quotes

Some of them I can't always quite make out so are approximations.

1. The Unstuck Man
"We've seen stranger things." - Maggie to Rembrandt about Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Why do you two always expect me to know everything?" - Mallory to Remmy and Maggie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Turn that puppy on and the whole world's gonna get squashed like a bad melon." - Hal the baretender
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Intact? Am I intact???" - Mallory on his mobile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Well, all this must be very confusing for you." - Diana to the remaining Sliders
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Did you feel anything strange at this point?" - Dr Geiger
"You mean beside from the fact I was flying through some hole in the universe?" - Mallory in response
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Why didn't I see it before?" - Mallory
"Cos you didn't have our friend in your head before." - Rembrandt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Exploiting break throughs is one thing. Exploiting people is another." - Diana disapproves of Geiger's schemes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It's just a guess, but I'll have to say we're no-where." - Rembrandt to Maggie when suspended between worlds
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This alternate Quinn is a very arrogant young man." - Geiger
"And apparently a very talented one." - Diana in response
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"...or not." - The preacher corrects his statements about the end of the world
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Let's do it for Colin, Wade, the professot and I think I owe you a ... to go!" - Mallory just before they slide out of his world
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What you're doing here is just theory. we're giving you the chance to do it for real!" - Maggie persuading Diana to join them
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The first step is easy, it's the last one you have to look out for!" - Maggie to Diana

2. Applied Physics
"Some mother you are(!)" - Mallory to Diana about her double's daughter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You are gonna love this place!" - Maggie about their latest world
"As long as it has 110 volt power." - Diana in response
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Congratulations, you've just made it worse(!)" - Diana2 about her argument with her ex
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"He meant to much to me I can't stop hurting." - Mallory about the professor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I feel like I'm losing my mind. Both of them." - Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sorry, stud, but you don't get drunk off a holographic hooch." - Maggie
"Damn, and I got holographic condoms!" - Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Gosh, I don't know, isn't keeping Mallory from ripping apart at a sub-atomic level enough?" - Diana when Rembrandt asks her if something is wrong
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"She thinks I'm groovy." - Diana about what her double thinks of her
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"120%. It's not too much to ask." - Diana about the power
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"We expecting anyone else?" - Diana2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You're insane!" - Diana2

3. Strangers And Comrades
"Sliding tip for the newbies: never eat mushrooms on any of the worlds we Slide to!" - Rembrandt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sliding's like a box of chocolates..." - Rembrandt
"Don't!" - Maggie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Looks like the Steven King memorial summer camp!" - Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"We got ourselves a Robin Williams in the cast!" - Larson about Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sliders rule 1B: Don't trust anyone. At least not at first." - Maggie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You escaped the Slidecage? Who are you people?" - Larson
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I didn't ask you that!" - Rembrandt to Diana when she reels of a whole load of technobabble.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Is that a good kind of unbelieveable?" - Mallory to Diana
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A little less sci-fi please!" - Rembrandt to Diana after another lot of technobabble.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I've been paying attention." - Maggie when she understands

4. The Great Work
"You suffer from a disease. It's named optimism." - Rembrandt to Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"They're all special to me." - Maggie about her companions
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What's clam surprise?" - Seth
"Anything that ain't clam!" - Rembrandt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What are they gonna do? Make me scrub the floors?" - Diana to Sarah
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The Great Work is pointless if it's not shared." - Seth to his father

New Gods for Old
"Who are these guys?" - Diana
"We don't wanna know." - Remmy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So I have to depend on the guy who tried to kill us in the last world to save my life in this world?" - Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beware of flower children bearing gifts." - Remmy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Everything seems weird to me, since I started Sliding with you." - Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Blessings aren't found in what you're given. They're found in what you create for the people around you. What's important is to make a difference. The real transformation comes from choosing it." - Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"None of us really know who we are, except by who we're connected with. Who we care about is who we are." - Mallory

6. Please Press One
A vending machine that eats cutomers? - Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sliders rule two. Never rule out the obvious. - Remmy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, I'm not a number. - Remmy (I'm a free man!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It also stands. And kicks butt. - Arlo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Let me ask you a question, guy: boxers or breifs?" - Maggie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you like shopping? - Guy
Yes, but it's not the most important thing in my life. - Maggie

Episodes 7-14 coming soon

15. To Catch A Slider
"I think it's genetic. You know any men who compulsively try on shoes?" - Mallory
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Are we unstuck?" - Mallory when they stop mid-slide
"The word I'd use is 'stuck'" - Diana
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"And hose down 'hunky'" - Maggie about what to do with Mallory after his first encounter with Monique
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm sorry, I thought I was watching a movie" - Rembrandt about their burglary plans
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"<growl>" - Mallory about Monique
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you're as good as you think you are, she'd probably give it to you out of gratitude!" - Maggie about Mallory's ego.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Gotta be sexy without being blatant.... blatant. It's gotta say 'I'm an adult, I'm on my own, I love a good time and I have a healthy attitude about sex.'" - Maggie about dressing for dates (she's ALWAYS blatant though!)
"But without saying 'Welcome aboard.'" - Diana
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Right on." - Remmy likes Diana's dress
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Too many classes, not enough glasses." - Grant about Diana's student social life. I say more glasses for everyone!!!! :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sorry; Wrong room!" - I can't remember
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Okay, I got the windows wrong... so sue me!" - Remmy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I swear to God we just talked about movies!" - Mallory on the revelation that Monique is a man

16. Dust
"I know it's not fair, but I personally blame Mallory for this." - Maggie about everything
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"If it had to be a desert, why not a desert resort?" - Remmy on where they Slide
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Think we should tell the professor the only religion practised around here involved a lot of scotch and soda?" - Mallory on the Archaeologists' assumptions.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"My theory is we should close this up and go far away." - Remmy about the Chamber
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It doesn't matter if I do; it matters that they do." - Remmy on belief
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You've obviously been in situations like this before." - Sarcastic Mallory (?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This is like the Hard Rock Cafe - Literally!" - Maggie about the shrine
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Everybody needs something to believe in." - Remmy... who else?

17. Eye of the Storm
"Would you chill? I'm appeasing the Gods!" - Mallory
"Looks to me like pissing them off." - Remmy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"That's right... uhuh... uhuh." - Mallory in celebration
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Oh crap!" - Maggie about the flood
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Next time I decide to convert to Pagan idol worship, someone slap me si-ow!" - Mallory about failing and Maggie's punch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Find me a chicken to sacrifice and I'll see what I can do." - Mallory about the weather on orange stasis thing world
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What a surprise, deadly wins again." - Mallory about orange energy barrier world.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Maybe he became unstuck in more ways that one." - Mallory about Geiger
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You think we Slid into Hell?" - Maggie about orange barrier shit world.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You ever received psychiatric care, honey? Y'know, I bet I could rustle up some prozac." - Stu to Maggie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Enough with the hitting! Enough with the hitting!" - Maggie gets her own way with Stu.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dr. Geiger's betrayal interfere's with Diana Davis' trust to create bitterness and anger. An adequate mass of apology should return the system to equilibrium and everything will be JUST PEACHY!" - Diana ripping the piss out of Geiger's apology.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Like a singer shattering a wine glass... okay bad analogy." - Diana to Mallory about his seperation.

18. The Seer
"From now on the expected is what you get, and the unexpected is just a memory" - Maggie, trying to get Mallory to eat weird food :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Recommended by more moms and arms dealers than all other brands combined!" - Mallory about Maggie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"How's it going?" - Mallory's total address to the crowds
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Is this supposed to be ME??" - Diana about her 'action figure'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I think it's a general pan-dimensional rule that all Diana Davis' should stick to science and stay out of showbiz." - Mallory after seeing the TV show
<Diana whacks Mallory with a cushion>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"They could have at least tried to be accurate; there were never five of us together at one time!" - Maggie on the TV show
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Some people have too much time on their hands." - The writer's talking out of their asses again. WE kept them in that job.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Thank you, good night." - Rembrandt's entire speech when asked to speak at the reception
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Gotta be the saddest thing since they cancelled Star Trek." - Think the writer's are trying to imply again?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You're right... you should have told us." - Remmy... trying to make Mrs. Mallory feel better.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This is way too easy for you." - ? about Mallory picking locks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Looks like the Kromagg department at best by." - Remmy about the storage facility
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"We'll concoct some cover story. I'll talk to the TV writers. They're hacks and will do anything for a buck." - Claire on her threat. She sure got THAT right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Now whadda we do?" - Mallory, the last line ever of the show