These may not all be accurate as I had to go by what I heard and in some cases, remembered.

Feel free to send me your faves by mailing me at slider_sarah@hotmail.com . My favourite quotes for each episode are indicated in bold.

Prophets and Losses
"One day we’re gonna land on a world where you do not wanna stay." - Quinn
"Yeah, but I’ll have money!" - Rembrandt
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"I have no idea what the Hell you’re talking about and I seem to slide just fine!" - Rembrandt to Quinn
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"I believe in myself. I would never surrender my will to some self-righteous guy who says he’s got the answers to everything."
- Maggie
"Does that mean we have no future together, then?" - Quinn
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"Y’know Q-Ball, before I started hanging round with you I hardly ever went to jail. Now, it’s every where I go!" - Rembrandt
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"If we don’t get our timer back, we’ll be stuck here for 29 years." - Quinn
"Would that be so bad?" - Samson
"I’m gonna say yes!" - Rembrandt
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"Who’s Thomas Jefferson?" - Maggie

Common Ground
"Since when did you become shrapnel-proof?" - Quinn to Maggie
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"Remmy, I appreciate the moral support, but shut up!" - Maggie

Virtual Slide
"How dare you have sex with me without my consent!" - Maggie to virtual Quinn
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"I don't even wanna know what he thinks he's doing!" - Virtual Rembrandt
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"For all I know this is a nuclear powered ciggarette lighter!" - Virtual Quinn
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"My husband used to really like 'the Rolling Who'."Maggie
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"Is this my fantasy Quinn talking?" - Maggie
"Nope, it's the real deal!" - Quinn
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"Guarunteed to clear sinuses, strip furniture, kill a hangover, VR or otherwise!" - Rembrandt in relation to his concoction
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"I know I'm not in the VR fantasy anymore because only the real Rembrandt could come up with something this nasty!"
- Maggie in relation to Remmy's concoction
"It's the tuna." - Rembrandt

World Killer
"Looks like they had one Hell of a party." - Rembrandt
"More like one Hell of a tantrum." - Quinn
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"The device you built must have been a lot more powerful than mine." - Quinn to Quinn2
"What's the matter, Quinn? Got device envy?" - Maggie
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"Are you on crack, Sister?" - Quinn2
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"We needed a visual aid. I turned it on. I had to show them something!" - Quinn2 arguing with Quinn
"Yes, but not that." - Quinn arguing with Quinn2
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"Do you have to stand so close, Sister Rambo?" - Quinn2
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"You hate me too?" - Quinn2 to a small child
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"Give them the gun, Maggie." - Quinn in patronising voice
"No way!" - Maggie
"We need those parts, Maggie." Quinn in patronising voice again
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"In some ways you're so different; In others you're exactly the same." - Maggie about the two Quinns
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"I have a dream; A bathtub full of soap bubbles!" - Sister Celine
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"I would definately call that a fortress!" - Maggie
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"If you say a word, I'll still break your neck!" - Quinn
"Woooo!" - Quinn2
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"I'm not used to getting shot!" - Quinn2
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"(whack) 'Cause I care to send the very best!" - Rembrandt to 'The Boss'

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
"One of these days we're gonna slide into a world where all they speak is Greek. You're gonna fit right in!" - Rembrandt to Quinn
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"We're from Canada." - Almost everyone used this as an explanation
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"My brother's a genius!" - Quinn
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"You're mad, are you not?" -Colin
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"You're kinda cute, in a wierd way." - Susanna to Colin
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"First thing I do after I find the guy is lose him!" - Quinn about Colin
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"I haven't known Colin that long, but I can pretty much tell he's not the shacking up type!"
- Quinn
"He's a guy isn't he?" - Maggie
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"Short skirts make new fools every day." - Maggie

Just Say Yes
I think this quote is from this episode; I got the quote off an advert and it isn't in any of the others.
"Please try not to get us into any trouble." - Quinn to Colin

The Alternateville Horror
"Looks like we're in for a little sprinkle." - Quinn (fairly brightly)
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"Yeah, sure! Sulphuric thunderstorms tapering off to a light hydrochloric sprinkle in the afternoon(!)" - Quinn, in reference to the weather
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"Maybe this is killer lightning world(!)" - Maggie
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"All those people ran out into an acid rain storm because the room service was just too good?"
- Quinn
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"That woman should really consider de-caff." - Rembrandt about hotel owner
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"This is the second wierdest hotel I've stayed in!" - Rembrandt
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"Check out the Spice Channel." - Rembrandt
"A channel on spices? Interesting." - Colin
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"I'm sorry, did you guyswant oysters in those?" - Hotel lady after handing them blue beer
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"I know a disembodied head when I see one." - Maggie
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"I am not having a good day!" - Maggie
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"Have you guys ever lost the timer before?" - Colin
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"What is this? A bad horror movie?" - Maggie
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"How about a condensed version for the scientificall impaired?" - Rembrandt
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"You built a nuclear reactor in your garage?" - Maggie
"Only a little one." - John Smith
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"Sorry, who knew he was paying attention?" - Ghostly Rembrandt about ghostly Quinn
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"I thought you said the vortex was collapsing?" - Maggie
"I said it was unstable. He(indicating John Smith)said it was collapsing." - Quinn
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"I'll be right back!" - Quinn
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"You'd better watch where you step next time." - Quinn to Colin

Slidecage
"Looks like something out of 'Star Trek`!" - Rembrandt about the slidecage
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"We'll do what we always do; Beat the odds!" - Quinn
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"Welcome to the Slidecage!" - Quinn in games master voice

Asylum
"What if this is one of those strange worlds?" - Colin
"Every world is a strange world." - Maggie
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"Death to the `Maggs!" - Ralph
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"We knew right from wrong!" - Colin
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"I guess I overslept!" - Quinn after being in a coma

California Reich
"Just like my steam-powered buggy back home!" - Colin about a van
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"We're not gonna do Remmy much good if we get done for grand theft auto." - Quinn
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"You're not from around here, are you?" - Vanessa
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"He's just in a rebellious stage." - Vanessa about her son
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"Times change; Politics change." - Harold
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"There are some things so...so evil, you can't believe that a human being is capable of doing them." - Rembrandt
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"Only you guys make so much noise during a rescue!" - Rembrandt
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"What if the only way they can learn is by experience?" - Maggie
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"We now return to our reguarly scheduled programme." - Maggie after taking over the broadcasting staion.

The Dying Fields
"Still wanna stay here a week?" - Quinn
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"I desire to touch you." - Kyra to Quinn

Lipschitz Live!
"Y'know, brother, it occurred to me that if we through a large matress though the wormhole ahead of us, it might not hurt so much when we land. Of course, we might miss the matress." - Colin
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"Somehow, this has to be Quinn's fault." - Maggie
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"There's nothing but freaking seagulls up here; He can't hear you." - Rembrandt
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"That's the trouble with you kids; You read too many books and don't watch enough TV." - bartender
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"Be self-reliant and multiply!" - Arnold
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"Sit down and get a life." - Larry Lipschitz to Quinn and Arnold
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"Look! I know that guy. I was rude to him! - Gomez Calhoun
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"Are you hurt?" - Roxanne
"Only my pride. And perhaps this ankle." - Colin
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"You are starting to piss me off!" - Quinn to Arnold
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"I may be married." - Colin

Mother and Child
"Why do I always have to come up with the good idea?" - Quinn
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"You've got a choice now. You can either work with us or die." - Quinn to a Kromagg
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"The shows not over 'till the fat 'Magg croaks." - Rembrandt
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"What's wrong. You have that little crease between your eyes you always get." - Maggie to Quinn (finally, someone else noticed!)
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"Seem like we're always taking care of someone else." - Maggie
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"You breed children like cattle." - Christina to Kromagg Commander
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"I hate to sound like we don't trust you, but we don't trust you." - Maggie

Net Worth
"Don't give me that Mr. Spock stuff." - Maggie
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"I really wish that girl would learn to just mellow out." - Quinn about Maggie
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"One of these days we're gonna slide into a solid object(!)" - Maggie
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"We're Marines. At least, she is." - Colin
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"I could wait out in the car. If we had a car." - Rembrandt
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"A keyboard? Yeah, when I was abot 3!" - Joanne
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"She's gotta get over hating you first. That could take a few minutes." - Maggie
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"It was kinda nice not hearing you" - Quinn, to which Maggie fakes crying
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"There's a difference between fact and really knowing something!" - Rick Montana
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"How are you doing?" - Rembrandt
"How do you think? They just dropped a room on me!" - Rick

Slide By Wire
"I don't even wanna know what's behind door number 2." - Quinn about the Temple of El Diabalo
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"Is there any danger?" - Colin
"I really don't wanna stick around to find out." - Quinn
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"And you said you couldn't dance!" - Maggie2
"I guess it's all those physics club mixers!" - Quinn
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"It's kind of a rancid place to get excited about, don't ya think?" - Quinn to Maggie2
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"What are you doing here?" - Steven Jensen
"Sleepwalking?" - Maggie
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"How come you and I never got together?" - Maggie2
"Oh gosh, I dunno. Between fighting Kromaggs, trying to find my homeworld, I guess there really isn't that much time for dating." - Quinn
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"D'you want your life to be a series of one-world stands?" - Maggie2 to Quinn
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"Technology is neither good nor evil; It depends on how you use it." - Quinntar the wizard (Quinn)
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"You people should really check out the library; There are a lot better books than this!" - Quinntar the wizard (Quinn) about the nuclear generator manual
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"That was a rescue plan? You (talk about) the buttery goodness." - Rembrandt
"I don't have writer y'know." - Quinn (yeah, right. Of course he doesn't have writers [!])

Data World
"The story of my life!" - Quinn about the natives ignoring him
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"What is this? A Michael Jackson video?" - Rembrandt about Data World
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"Where's Wes Craven?" - Quinn about Data World
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"What is this? Scream 3?" - Rembrandt about Data World
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"Quinn, you're supposed to finish you're beer before you start hallucinating." - Maggie
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"We've been through wars, plagues and all kinds of warped situations, but this takes the virtual cake." - Rembrandt
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"You sure you're not running a fever?" - Colin to Quinn
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"This is the part where my brother always has a plan. You do have a plan don't you?" - Colin
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"Okay boy genius, what's the plan?" - Maggie to Quinn
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"Never the face bitch!" - Maggie to Freya during the fight

Way Out West
There were others in this episode, but quite often, I wasn't quite sure of what they were saying so I've left the funny accent ones out mostly.
"I hate the cold!" - Maggie after being on cold world
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"Does anyone see a water fountain?" - Quinn
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"Thank you. You've been a terrific help(!)" - Quinn (sarcastically) to the sheriff
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"I don't suppose you know any Madonna?" - Maggie to her pianist
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"Looks like the songbird got outta her cage." - Kolitar
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"Ever see a real toothbrush before?" - Maggie to Kolitar
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"No, Kolitar the Care Bear(!)" - Maggie to Quinn when he asks if she means Kolitar the Kromagg
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"Talk about the good, the bad and the really ugly." - Rembrandt about Kolitar
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"Killing is nothing to be proud of." - Colin
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"Tweet, tweet." - Maggie the 'Songbird'
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"Oh that hurts!" - The Sheriff after Maggie's kneed him in the balls
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"Y'know, you're really getting on my nerves." - Rembrandt to the harmonica player outside the cell window
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"We have the advantage here." - Quinn to Rembrnadt whilst in a cell in preperation for hanging
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"Why do you Humans do anything?" - Kolitar (Why do we?)
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"...but this town ain't big enough for the both of us. I love saying that!" - Kolitar to Quinn
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"This sucks." - Quinn last words before the hanging
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"Is everyone okay?" - Colin
"Whadda you think? We were just hung!" - Rembrandt

My Brother's Keeper
"Sounds like on this world I'm the.......version of Dean Martin!" - Quinn
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"I can never get used to our doubles; It's like looking in a mirror." - Colin
"A fun-house mirror!" - Quinn
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"Same as always: Brains, charm and brute force!" - Maggie when Colin asks how they will get Quinn out
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"You're a bad liar, I'm afraid." - Bill Pappas
"Is that like saying one is a good Nazi?" - Quinn
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"Unstrap him." - Dr. Mallory
"Thank you. Man, I have an itch!" - Quinn
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"My son is brilliant, not merely coached to seem clever." - Dr. Mallory
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"This accident took my eyes, not my mind." - Quinn2
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"I thank you from the bottom of my eyes." - Quinn to RJ
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"Thought you'd traded me in for a newer model!" - Quinn to Colin after the trade

The Chasm
"Quinn Mallory: Scientist, objective realist turned mindless optimist?" - Maggie about Quinn's strange behaviour
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"I think that's a good idea, but frankly,I think everything's a good idea right about now." - Quinn
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"You can't just take, take, take." - Mrs. Meadows
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"We're here. Then again, maybe we're not." - Maggie's hallucination of Quinn
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"Fairly industrial for Holy Grounds." - Quinn about the bottom of the chasm

Roads Taken
I didn't take any notes. Sorry.

Revelations
"Are you the boss or the helper today?" - Quinn
"The boss, and I say don't jam it!" - Colin
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"I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the Kromaggs. Yes, they're scary, yes, they're dangerous, but there's never a dull moment!" - Maggie
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"I'm going to take a shower." - Maggie "Be careful. Showers in places like this tend to attract guys with really big knives and really bad wigs." - Quinn
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"So what if it's not Clark?" - Rembrandt
"Then we apologise and go away." - Quinn
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"(angrily)Yes, what is it?" - Catherine Clark's opening greeting
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"He was the local genius!" - Quinn about Colin
"More like the local witchdoctor!" - Colin in response
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"We haven't had much cahnce to do anything except stay alive and one step ahead of whatever was chasing us." - Maggie
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"We're out of train!" - Rembrandt
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"Q-Ball, this isn't the best idea you've ever had." - Rembrandt
"Well, it's the only one I've got right now!" - Quinn