Season 3 - Cool Quotes

Double Cross
"How very male of you!" - Wade
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"200 as in miles per hour?" - Rembrandt
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"What dark corner of our soul did you crawl out of?" - Quinn to Logan
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"I don't make deals." - Bad guy
"Then I don't fix computer." - Quinn

Electric Twister Acid Test
"So much for making a quick 10 grand!" - Quinn
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"When I said I wanted to lay on some sand in the next world I didn't mean a desert." - Rembrandt
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"Still waters run hot." - Quinn about the electrically charged water
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"That would explain the burn marks on the animals and puts paid to Miss Welles theory of alien experimentation." - Arturo about the electrically charged water
"Would you like me to get you a glass of water professor?" - Wade in return
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"Well, if a building does drop on us, I hope it's a "Burgar Burglar." I've been hungry since the last world!" - Rembrandt to Wade after discussing "The Wizard of Oz."
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"Who away supposed to be? Freakin' Lewis and Clark?" - Rembrandt about Quinn wanting to explore
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"I can't believe we're walking round here with a tornado magnet!" - Rembrandt about the timer
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"Where there's humour, there's life!" - Arturo about Rembrandt
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"It looked like you finally needed some help." - Caleb
"Finally? You give us too much credit!" - Rembrandt
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"Miss Welles, you look like a drowned cat!" - Arturo
"With only 8 lives left!" - Wade in response

The Guardian
No notes, remember?

The Dream Masters
"Man, I love Mardi Gras!" - Quinn
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"Human beings are capable of sustained periods of consciousness provided they have sufficient elephants."
- Arturo (he means stimulation)
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"Can't I just suck on some rusty nails?" - Wade's preference to Rembrandt's suggestion of liver and orange juice for iron
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"Damned if you dream, damned if you don't." - Arturo
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"Mr. Brown, I owe you an elephant." - Arturo (he means apology)

Desert Storm
IN MEMORY OF KEN STEADMAN
"If he's beat then how come you're complaining?" - Quinn to Rembrandt when Remrandt decides the professor needs a rest
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"I'd like some water. Tall glass." - Rembrandt
"Brown or clear?" - Diggs
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"It figures; We rescued a biker babe who rides with Mad Max." - Wade
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"Welcome to the freak show." - Devin
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"With no oceans on no lakes I can't make head nor tail of this thing." - Rembrandt about the map
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"I was expecting more. A door or something." - Rembrandt about the Lost City of Aquarius
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"No gift comes without a string or two attatched." - Arturo
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"Just as I expected; Hocus-pocus mumbo-jumbo." - Arturo

Dragonslide
oops. lost my notes

The Fire Within
unfinished "Considering we're leaving this dimension, I think it's fair to say all bets are off!" - Quinn to Rembrandt
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"What the Hell was that place?" - Wade
"Maybe it was Hell." - Rembrandt
"To Hell it was!" - Arturo
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"You work hard, you too can own a cadillac!" - Arturo
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"I guess the spaghetti was pretty good." - Rembrandt
"That was spaghett?" - Quinn
"That wasn't spaghetti! It was oil slick with noodles!" - Arturo

The Prince of Slides
no notes.

Dead Man Sliding
"At least there's something to do here!" - Quinn
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"It was bad enough when it was same place different dimension, now this? How do we know for sure that this is Hollywood?" - Rembrandt
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"Stepping up, Mallory? New bar, new frinds, new girl." - Taryn
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"What is it with you today Mallory?" - Taryn
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"This world is only interested in entertainment. They don't give a damn about the truth." - Arturo
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"What is it with you people. You all have this bizarre fixation that Mallory isn't Mallory." - Taryn
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"What's it for? The half-hour special before they take my head off? Broadcast this you vultures!" - Quinn about the camcorders
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"Take off your shirt." - Taryn
"What??" - Quinn
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"Not again" - Quinn2 after being darted
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"There is no way that is me!" - Quinn2 about the 'Muscle & Fitness' picture.
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"You'd better have access you slick-haired rascal" - Rembrandt to Quinn2
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"Don't let him get arrested again." - Wade about Quinn
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"Trust me, short, green and mouldy is not a great look." - Quinn

Sate of the A.R.T.
Season's Greedings
Murder Most Foul
"Drink it don't carry it, you idiot! Coffee is made to be drunk, not carried!" - Arturo
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"I feel like one of the Blues Brothers." - Quinn
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"I think we can handle the different world thing." - Wade

Slide Like an Egyptian
"Pyramids were LA used to be on our world. Pretty wierd, huh?" - Quinn
"Not any more wierd than Hollywood!" - Rembrandt
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"On our world it was Alexander the Great that put an end to the dominance of Egypt. Presumably on this world it was Alexander the not so Great!" - Arturo
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"I said it was a possibility, not a probability." - Arturo about a hidden exit
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"That was insane! We could have died!" - Deera about jumping into a rubbish bin
"Been there, done that, let's go!" - Quinn in reply
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Paradise Lost
"First time we slide to a beech and it's closed!" - Rembrandt
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"I actually hold the world record for tyre changing." - Quinn
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"Somehow I always imagined paradise to be a bit more lively." - Rembrandt

The Exodus (part 1)
"Nothing like an air-raid to bringout the looters." - Quinn
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"Sorry, he was bleeding to loud." - Quinn when Maggie asks if he saw anything
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"You are entitled to your own opinion, but not when you're wearing that uniform." - Rickman to Maggie
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"I wasn't born yesterday." - Quinn
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"Since pulsars are about to nuke a million innocent lives and you're nt doing a damn thing about it, I'm going to have to assume that you're a cold-hearted killer" - Quinn to Maggie when she says she'll have to assume he's a Russian spy
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"There's something about that girl I don't like. No, make that everything about that girl." - Wade about Maggie
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"So you thank him by killing him. I would have though a more appropriate reward would be a presidential commendation and a pay raise." - Arturo to Rickman about the murdered scientist
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"It's like sliding with Patton!" - Quinn about sliding with Maggie
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"Sliding means improvisation" - Quinn to Maggie
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"Captain, your ego's running out of time!" - Quinn to Maggie

The Exodus (part 2)
"I'm going with you." - Maggie
"I though you had a mission?" - Quinn
"I got a new one." - Maggie

The Other Slide of Darkness

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