Top Ten Changes To Sliders If Tom Green Played Quinn   Blinker   Aug16/00  10. Colin would show off his 'farm boy' milk-drinking skills... straight from the udder. 9. Remmy's priceless red Cadillac would be found painted over with nude lesbians. 8. Three letters: MTV. 7. The gang wouldn't need *jobs* to get food -- they'd subsist on bubble gum found under park benches. 6. The Breeder would have given Maggie a compulsive attraction to moose corpses. 5. "A Current Affair" would actually have starred Monica Lewinsky, and featured a product placement for her new line of stained textiles. 4. Smarter Quinn would have polished off his rampage on Earth Prime by placing a severed cow head on Mrs. Mallory's bed. 3. The anti-Kromagg virus would be transmitted via dead (and ironically, maggot-infested) raccoons that the Sliders are charged with spreading across Earth Prime. Diana: "So, how much does it cost to rent a helicopter?" 2. Slide Rule #1A: If the gate's not painted plaid, you ain't home. 1. The Kromaggs wouldn't eat *eye*balls anymore.