Sliders: Random Lunacy - a surprising phone call...

a surprising phone call...
HurriKain	Jun6/00

<ringing> HK: Hello. David Peckinpah: Hello, is there someone that goes by the computer handle "HurriKain" available? HK: Speaking. DP: Hello, I'm David Peckinpah. HK: <gasp> If this is about all those nasty comments I made about you on the bboard, than I am very sorry and... DP: No no no. I'm calling to make an offer. And what comments? HK: Well, er, nothing. Continue... DP: I've benn going through a lot of Fanfiction over the net and I found yours and a fellow by the name of HunterD_Raven very interesting. I want to make back-to back TV movies on the SciFi channel. Think about it, "Stoker 2000" and "Resident Slider" in the new SciFi Interdimensional Horror Prime! HK: Oh really.... DP: There one problem...each time I call Hunter's home, I get "Mysteriously" disconnected every time I introduce myself. HK: <sarcastically> I wonder why.... DP: I really want to bring these two stories to the small screen. Of couse, I may have to make a few changes... HK: <gulp> changes? DP: Oh nothing major, just want to add and motify things here and there... HK: <shudders at the thoght of Diana and Maggie running through zombified street in tight clothing then running through sprinklers, and Remmy suddenly going back to his "Navy man" roots, and Mallory pulling a JOC by taking his shirt off at any given moment> I see.... <he shudders at the thought of the unimaginable changes he will do to Hunter's fic> DP: And we will pay you hansomely for the story. HK: Really? DP: Sure... If you are interested, we'll fly you here for some contract negotiations. HK: I don't know... DP: Come on, its a chance of a lifetime. A movie filled with zombies, monsters, Kromaggs... HK: Kromaggs?!?!?! DP: You are going to love this idea... The Kromaggs follow the sliders into the zombie world and eventually become zombies themselves...its going to rock. <click> DP: Hello?...... Sorry just random lunacy.
komagg zomby rox
TemporalFlux1	Jun6/00

thatz a cool storie hurricain, with the cromagg rocs that b-cum zomby dinosores cante wate to C it. ha ha tf1 over and out.
It`s sad...
ralFlux1	Jun6/00

That individuals such as the notorious "Temporal Flux 1" feel an unending urge to promulgate such analphabetiste filth across chat boards nationwide. Rest certain that the journey of this writer won`t end anytime soon, or until the virus that is Flux 1 is purged from the nature of our daily lives. In closing, always remember to brush your teeth and the teeth of those around you. ha ha
u iddiote
TemporalFlux1	Jun6/00

hey ralflux2 (lmao) u shud be bannd yorself wit that jerkke cryinge anne his frens slidingcapnbriger, ann tf1. (i hate tf1 the most) cuz u do nuthing on this bord sept flame an say stupid things lyke "ha ha look at me, im jery oconnel dong a somersalt." wen akchally yore not even susan somers. an stuffe. BAN CRYINGFLUX1 FROM THE BBOARD! ha ha
And where, pray tell...
ralFlux1	Jun6/00

Is your proof that I am not Susanne Somers? In this post as with all others you have done nothing but dodge issues, dredge up tyred arguments from the sea floor and make an iddiote of youreself. Please stop before I am necessitated to inflict injury with a fire iron. an no 1 wans thatt. so if u cant take the meat, stay out of the delly. ho ho
De-Jenneration
TemporalFlux1	Jun6/00

u no, I think our personalities are re-merging. Possibly the F/X of the protein power plan destabilizer rearing their ugly yet strangely attractiv head yet once. So anyhows, u still havn`t provven the thing with the flamlike stuff, but i like to drink bere an so dos tf1 tf1 over and trout
what my mprfct dupli-kate fales 2 relize
ralFlux1	Jun6/00

Is, without doubts, that his laughable hostility towards members of this entity ceasingly provide a spate of torso-buckling convulsions comparable to the plannetquakes which first gripped New Tokyo in the latter third of Dionysian Century Beta Q. No more need have expostulation. rf1 over ann about
What's wrong with Jerry taking his shirt
Slider_Sarah	Jun6/00

off? Oops... did I really say that? Well, I'm still glad you turned him down :-) Sarah.
I thought
TemporalFlux1	Jun6/00

firmmlee to haf s-tablished tf1`s ignorance of basic stuff like komagges an zomby flavored pop rox. Additionally, his clame to be either Tracey Tormay or Dayvid Pecknpah is suspeckt, seeing as pec is accounted for on the painting in "the prinze of slides" (which was the ep wear freddie prince jr. changes his name to a weird simbol an the sliders have to save the wurld by changing it back which iz a prosess invloving guns n stuff) and tormay isnt tf1 ether. I hasten to add that I myself am Cleveland Derricks, but onley on fridays an that day that frazier is on. tf1 above and beyond (starrng steve mcqueene)
to Cider Sarah & that moronne tf1 dubble
ralFlux1	Jun6/00

sara the problem with jery`s shirt is that its made of petroleum. which dosnt brethe. so itl dye an be colored blu an no one likes 2 ware a dead blu shurt. he shud ware linoleum cloths insted. As for you, oh woefully miscognitive dumbhead, know this: NYAH NYAH NYAH. Which as every New York Athletic Hall alumnus knows signifies the initials of Bob Barker. bark bark
Vindictication
TemporalFlux1	Jun6/00

Insofar as his ramblings with concern to bumblebees, coral and other marine insects go I am forced to agree with "Te" that ralFlux1 is a first-rate contributionist to the BBoard's environment. What his Diana tribes neglect, and what I aim to prove in the following thingummy, nonetheless is his distressing capability for knee-jerk proletarianism as defined by Mr. Dan Quayle in his neo-groundbreaking rhesus, The Rise of Monkeys in the New World Orthodonty. Spank you and good nite.
Temporal, allow me to re-mine you...
ralFlux1	Jun6/00

That the sadistic exploits of our common eminem, Crynin continu unabated. myslelf, I long for the daze wen wed do the dammyfluksone jurnals an ete supper, jus cuz were diffnernent. "Will the reale virginia slim plese thnik difnerent." beez
varied welle
TemporalFlux1	Jun6/00

in an attmepte 2 retern to the civil dialoggggg which forst created the statis of "Temporal Flux 1" as a household clener name I will extend the all of branch of pece and discus smumthing in this threde.

HK: <shudders at the thoght of Diana and Maggie running through zombified street in tight clothing then running through sprinklers>

Well I, beeing aftrall david peckinpah, (but not kim cattrall david peckinpah, thats siding craptin bigger) find the no shun of sprinklers quite an Ed (if eyeing) one, itz the zombified streete that rely taks this into the relm of bizarro strangity. perhas (not jo esterhas) such a strete wuld pozess glowing green traffik lites. its scary.

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