Top Ten Things Missing From "Stoker"   Blinker   Jun18/99  10. Wade and Maggie blood-wrestling. 9. Cheech Marin as "Miles" the Watcher. 8. John Rhys-Davies as Arturo. 7. More stupid "Dracula" in-jokes. (Kidding! Please, no! I was kidding!! Not the publication *date*, too! The year alone was bad enough!) 6. The word "Slide" in the title. 5. Roger Daltrey as Rickman, singing "Pinball Wizard" with Wade and the vampires. 4. Estelle Getty as a hell-beast. 3. A band called "Shelley" made up of Frankenstein monsters. 2. A competent director. ("I'm Jerry O'Connell! Watch me take pictures of the ceiling! Ooh, look, there's a flipping coin! Better zoom in on that!") 1. A lick of sense.