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Top Ten Rejected Sliders Merchandise Products | Blinker | Jun8/99 |
10. John Rhys-Davies' "Professor Arturo" diet cookbook. 9. Autographed Roger Daltrey syringes. 8. "The Best of William Bigelow" script collection, with epilogue describing the 263 or so mistakes Slider_Sarah managed to pick out of "The Chasm" alone, and an interview describing how he wrote the ending ("I let the neighbour's four-year-old play with my laptop for a few hours, then removed all the portions that made sense.") 7. "Breeder" contact lenses with green scales. 6. Bottled Cryin' Man tears. 5. Season Three Wade hair dye (Warning! Has been linked to radiation poisoning!) 4. Human eyeball dinner entrées. 3. Autographed Kari Wuhrer silicone implants. 2. The "Third Season Mad Scientist" kit! Everything you need to build sentient androids, unleash electric tornadoes and combine human with animal DNA, all from the comfort of your own home. We make no guarantee that the androids will be able to carry a tune. 1. "Stoker" brand red freezies.
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