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 MacGeiger 
 TemporalFlux  Aug15/99 
Coming soon to Sci-Fi Prime! A new original series!

- With all the non stop action and familiar enemies you remember...

MacGeiger - "Goodbye, Miiisster Murdoc."

And as Murdoc steps through a light beam on the floor, he is suddenly enveloped by a ray from above. As he splits into a million unstuck bits, we hear his voice trailing off...

Murdoc - "MacGeeeeeiiigerrrrrrrr!!!!"

- All the antics and friends you grew to love...

Jack Dalton - "So come on, Mac! All we have to do is distract Juan Valdez long enough to get his coffee beans...it'll be a snap!"

MacGeiger - "And how do you propose to do this you impudent buffoon."

Jack Dalton - "Tricks 'a me trade, my boy. Tricks 'a me trade."

- And all the quick witted sharpness that redefined a nation...

Timmy - "Mr. MacGeiger, I just know you can somehow save us from the nuclear meltdown! You're the best!"

MacGeiger - "Yes, Timmy. May I see your kitty for a moment?"

MacGeiger snatches away the cat from the boy and throws it down the chute that leads to the mechanism operating the control rods.

RRRRAAAAOOOOWWWWW!!!!

Timmy - "Fluffy!!! No!!!!"

After a lurching sound, the control rods stop retracting, alarms silence and the crisis is averted.

MacGeiger - "There. Problem solved. Now go away!"

Coming soon to Sci-Fi Prime!


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