10. Take them on planes and use them as a flotation device in case there's a water landing.

9. Lend them out to David Peckinpah so he may use them as his pillow every night, reminding him of days gone by.

8. Put them in her butt. Who knows, she could become the next J-Lo!

7. Draw faces on them and use as puppets. She can change her career to children's birthday parties and show off her skizills!

6. Sell them on eBay to the highest bidder. I mean who wouldn't want the breasts of the woman who took Arturo's place? I sure would!

5. Donate them to a local charity so that a little orphaned girl could someday benefit from implants of her own.

4. Bronze them and hang them on her wall, constantly reminding her that that trophy was the only thing getting her work in Hollywood.

3. Let them walk away. I'm sure they could make a career of themselves without Kari's help.

2. Two words: Target practice.

And finally, the number one thing to do with her implants is...

1. Let Pamela Anderson have them. She could always use a couple spares.