Top Ten Reasons There Will Never Be Sliders Action Figures   Stax_   Dec4/99  10. They would have to make 3 Remmys: whiny Remmy, action Remmy and father figure Remmy. 9. Maggie's pair could put eyes out. 8. Colin's grin has already been copyrighted by The Joker. 7. Wade would have to come with a detachable forehead and her very own cyberiad box. 6. An Arturo toy would take up a whole shelf. 5. JODSers would demand the Quinn doll come wearing only a towel. 4. A Diana doll would have to come with a camouflage outfit so she could easily fade into the background. 3. A Mallory doll would have to be wooden to convey Floyd's acting method. 2. Mallory dolls would have to be delivered in armoured vans to prevent obsessed JODSers from stealing them and sticking them with pins. 1.There'd be far too many to collect... and that's just the regulars.