Top Ten Reasons 'Sliders' Is Better Than 'Barney'   Stax_   May13/00  10. Bbbbbbbarneyyyyyy just doesn't have the same ring to it. 9. And you thought the Sliders backlot was limited. All they've got is a swing! 8. The songs on Sliders aren't rehashes of Old McDonald Had A Farm. 7. The dinosaurs on Sliders look soooo much more realistic. C'mon, pink? 6. Barney has talentless, unprofessional children that talk with artificial smiles plastered across their faces and can barely say their lines without putting you to sleep ..... and we have the O'Connells. 5. You would hardly notice the dip in Barney's quality after Peck came on board. 4. Only 10% of Sliders episodes jam the message down your throat at the end. 3. Sliders has only helped its actors' careers. 2. It doesn't take four kids to imagine JRD to 300 lbs. 1. Barney changes its cast every EPISODE.