So you wanna be a Season Four star?
Well listen now, to what I have to say --
Stay out all night getting sloshed in cheap bars,
Then show up hung-over, every single day...

And if they won't meet your demands,
You can quit the show, and to hell with fans.
Toss that Sci-Fi schlock away,
It won't look as good on your resumé.

JOC (spoken): "If, uh, they'd started doing the kinds of throught-provoking stories I was finding in these movie scripts, I, uh, would've stuck around. You know, like, talking roach world, or life on Mars world."

So your movies are all going down fast,
M2M was the last, here's what the critics had to say:
"The film's a cheesy pile of bad dialogue,
acting that's waterlogged, and turgid clichés."

Tiiiime, to go crawling back --
To the Sliders fans; see how they react.
Whoops, just made a few more demands,
Better blame the budget and wash your hands...

JOC (spoken): "I had a script in mind where a talking roach follows the guys through the vortex. There's a scene where Quinn calls out, 'You'll have to come back later! We're fighting a fire in here!' And, uh, it was good. They never bought it, but, uh, wow, my career sure did."

- Blinker