<An intrumental version of "Remmy's Slide" starts playing>

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Yeah!

This is another Jerry O'C joint!

Feel this!

I took a check, so what the heck!
It was a waste of tIIIIme
Peckinpah shown me the lIIIIght
You know...
I'm with my bro, some slutty ho
and some guy that's smoking grAAAAAsss
I told Wade to kiss my AAAAAss
oh well

Do I really want to act? Noooooo.
Do I really want to act? Noooooo.
Do I really want to act? Noooooo.
"Where's my paycheck?" (x2)

Hey! Can you turn this show around?
(Can you turn it!)
Can you turn this show around?
So I can screw it over! (x2)

I took a trip, it kinda shit
I didn't give a caAAAAAAre
I got my brother working thEEEEEre
you know
So screw the fans, I got my plans
I'm going to be a stAAAAAAAr
My career is going fAAAAAr
Oh... SHIT!

Cleavant: Boy, what the hell you doing ripping off my song!

JOC: Hey, who let you in...

CD: <slap!> Man, get the hell away from the microphone! Tone deaf sucka! KARI, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING WITH THAT SAXOPHONE! STOP DOING THAT! <turns back to Jerry> Who the hell do you think you are! <slap!>

JOC: OW! OKAY, OKAY! I'll stop! Ow! Stop hitting me!

<the bitch slapping continues>

- HurriKain