Maaaaaa,
Aaaaah, aaaah aaaaah
Aaaaaaallory.

They call him Maaaaaa,
Aaaaah, aaaah aaaaah
Aaaaaaallory.

One day Quinn and Colin took
A leap into the void;
But what came out the other side
Looked more like Robert Floyd...

CHORUS:

They call him Maaaaaa,
Aaaaah, aaaah aaaaah
Aaaaaaallory.

They call him Maaaaaa,
Aaaaah, aaaah aaaaah
Aaaaaaallory.

[instrumental]

Somewhere in him's the same Quinn
We all know and adore; <roll eyes>
But he sure looks different than
In Seasons One through Four...

[CHORUS]

[instrumental]

Maaaaaa,
Aaaaah, aaaah aaaaah
Aaaaaaallory.

[CHORUS]

- Callie21V