I thought the sixth dimension was a fairy tale,
The sort of thing you'd see on Fox TV;
But life was out to get me,
At least, that's the way it seemed,
This invention hollowed all my dreams --

Well it's time to face,
that I am a Slider...
That's who I am,
No doubt in my mind...
It's time to face,
I am a Slider
I've got my timer
Although it's fried.

I took home for more or less a given,
Until that fateful day in my Caddy;
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain.
I've been, struggling home for three years
With no gain...

Well it's time to face,
that I am a Slider...
It's who I am,
No doubt in my mind...
It's time to face,
I am a Slider
I couldn't find Earth
Prime if I tried.

- Blinker