Who you gonna call? Sliders!

If there's something strange about your vortex
Who you gonna call?
Quinn Mallory!
If the vortex's weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Maximillian Arturo!

Remmy ain't afraid of no Maggs
Remmy ain't afraid of no Maggs

If you're seeing someone running like a duck
Who can you call?
Colin Mallory!
If there's a man sleeping in your bed
Who you gonna call?
Maggie Beckett!

Remmy ain't afraid of no Maggs
Remmy ain't afraid of no Maggs

If you're all alone
And need to talk
Channel your thoughts
And call
Wade Welles!

I ain't got a blank stare
I can fix Quinn's timer
I ain't that kind of doctor
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Diana Davis

What do you call that?
Bad continuity!
If you need a dose of lame jokes
You'd better call
Mallory!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' Maggs makes me feel good

Remmy ain't afraid of no Maggs
Remmy ain't afraid of no Maggs

Don't vortex alone, oh no
Rembrandt Brown!
When you go through the vortex
Make sure the Prof's before you
Mr. Brown!
Ow, that hurt!

Who you gonna call
Sliders!

- ContessaM