Come n' listen to a story 'bout David Peckinpah
He shouldn't be allowed to write, it oughta be a law
I'd like to grab him by the neck, and throw him down the stairs
I don't think I'd go to jail 'cause no one really cares

About him, that is

Skills so bad

It makes me sad

The first thing Pecky did was to fire JRD
And then he hired a slut whom we'd come to call Kari
Sabrina left the show, cause her co-star was a bitch
And Jerry O'Connell didn't even seem to flinch

Care that is

Without remorse

Changed the course

Well the next thing you know Quinn's from another Earth
The mother that had raised him didn't even give him birth
So the group sets out to find their leader's family
And suddenly from Amish world they're sliding with Charlie

O'Connell, that is

Amateur

That's for sure

It was a season full of Kromaggs then we moved to season 5,
We all applauded when it started cause our show was still alive,
Jerry quit the series
And Charlie took off too
And now we have a different Quinn assembled out of two

Amalgamated, that is

Stuck together

For now and forever

Well the season reached its end and Sci-Fi killed the show
After their finale this really was a blow
Stupid David Peckinpah, he screwed us once again
And on behalf of all the Sliders fans, we're gonna get revenge

Someday I hope

I'll learn to cope

Ya'll slide on now ya hear?

- quinn24