For the benefit of Mr. K,
There will be a show today,
On Western World.

The Mallorys will dance and sing,
While Rembrandt Brown jumps through a ring,
Of talking fire.

Mr. K assures the public
Maggie Beckett's singing
Is second to none.

And tonight,
Pants that are Tight
Are topping the billllll......

- Blinker