Our show was young,
the future was so bright,
Arturo was still alive,
We were happy with the sliding team,
then Peck stuck us with Maggie

Now the storylines are crap and worn,
Maggie acts just like a whore,
The acting makes me wanna scream,
Who writes THOSE dumb lines?

Quinn's a punk,
so's Maggie.
Wade just whines,
constantly. [ALTERNATE: "To Remmy"]

Peckinpah's legacy,
welcome to - SEASON THREE

Whoa!

Pecky had his chance,
well he really did,
'Cept his ideas were so stupid,
How the heck did he get his job?
He's got the IQ of a door knob

Well the ratings took a dive
FOX said it was time to die
Movie rip-offs still went on
Quinn punched someone every week!

Peckinpah,
You dummy,
Thanks a lot,
for Season three

Where's the plot?
there's none to see,
Just Rickman
stupidity!

[ALTERNATE LYRICS:

Rembrandt in,
the navy,
how hard's that,
to believe?]

Yow!

Vampires,
Things that breed,
Dinoslide:
All crappy

Write it off,
the slate is clean,
Wish it was,
a bad dream!

- The_Cynic