The Premise

On his website, most of which is devoted to

• Flaming the Board members from beyond the reach of the Sci-Fi admins, and
• Marijuana,

Mike and the Bots are amused.

Aagh! We've got page sign!

This page is here for one reason, to figure out how to create a "wormhole

Mike: First, bend over, then take both of your index fingers and...
Crow: Mike! This is a PG board!
Mike: Oh, sorry.

First off let me introduce myself, i am a 16 year old student at bartlett high in ILand i am also in the 11th grade.

Servo: ...and I also sneak into the girls' showers so I can look at their boobies while I wet myself.
Mike: That reminds me of my high school years...
Servo: What, you failed Composition?
Crow: ILand? Is that where Beavis and Butthead live?

Now i bet you are thinking that i am only 16,

Servo: You're confusing yourself with your SAT score.

how much could i know about wormholes!

Crow: Actually, I was wondering how you got to the 11th grade to begin with...

Well i can tell you now that i know more than you think, and the purpose for this web page is to further my research on wormholes, and the thory of General Relativity.

Servo and Crow (singing): Neverending Thoooory! AAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAhh!
Mike: Lesson for today: don't do CRACK.

People say to me is, even if you can figure out how to create a wormhole, the human race doesnt have the intelligence or technology to create such a machine/power/energy, and even if that were true.

Mike: ...it'd only be true of Silverguy.
Servo: This kid couldn't invent Kari Wuhrer into a wet T-shirt!

Even if i could figure out the solutions to wormhole technology than i at least could have the upper hand in the research,and i bet some of you are thinking why wouldnt you give this to scientist so they could have a boost in this research, and my answer would be, HELL NO!

Servo: We won't go!
Crow: What an excellent, formal way to end a scientific statement.
Mike: This page is brought to you by the Executive School of Writing (at close range).

Reason being is that why would i give the US government this technology?

Crow: Ahh, if only they'd accept my resumé in construction paper format.
Mike: And they laughed when they saw my blueprints on toilet paper...

so they could use it to destroy things and create more evil on this world. (ex. atomic bomb, einsteins greatest regret)

Mike: See also Silverguy, mankind's greatest mistake.
Crow: If the government's dumb enough to accept sliding tech from Silverguy, we're already f---ed!

now i ask you to do me this favor, and that is to leave

Servo: What nerve! HOW many times has everyone else asked that of HIM???

so information that would help me out, and that would further my research.

Mike: What language is that?
Servo: I think it's "Assholics".

You can e-mail me at goldberg51@prodigy.net, or Donnie1388@hotmail.com,

Crow: A wrestler and a New Kid? Silverguy, you worry me...

and if anybody has the the actual equations with the mathmatics on it,

Servo: Is that like having the actual sentences with the language on it?

it would really help me cause i would like to see them and see if i could figure it out or something.

Mike: Wait wait wait! You're doing reseach on Sliding, but don't have any actual data???
Crow: Figures? We don't need no stinkin' figures.
Mike: Silverguy: Self-Contradictory or Indecisive? You decide.
Servo: Maybe he should ditch the math and spend a minute or two on spelling.

You also can instent message me on aol my s/n is Silverguy 01 thanks!

Mike: Translation: FLAME ME! I INVITE YOU ALL!
Servo: I will most definitely share my thoughts on your most clever, brilliant observation. That or I'll beat the living $%@* out of you for putting up such dreck.
Crow: Silverguy: Future burger flipper at Burger King!
Mike: Stay in school, kids.