SHINY: a Kari Wuhrer albumMSTed by HurriKain Lyrics courtesy kariwuhrer.net
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<Cheap guitars play in the background, as Kari drunkenly sings and dances her way though a field of flowers>Kari: Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up! Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up! Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up.... <suddenly COC appears with the back of his shirt above his head (think Beavis as the Great Cornholio), dancing in the background as "Charlie, the magic retard"> Kari <bouncing around as an intoxicated bunny>: Watch the lil' daisies grow, lil' daisies grow! Let them push th' little daisies and make 'em come up! Watch them grow, watch them grow as I push th' little daisies, make 'em come up! make 'em come up! make 'em come up... HK <wakes up>: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, this seems to be a song dedicated to her drug dealer... or her pimp... or Peck... eh, who cares... READY THE CHAINSAW!Daze Days to live in niteshine Knights Nights to swim in brightshine <somewhere in the distance, a loud "Twang!!" is heard, followed by various foreign swearing>Breathe I breath your scent of rainbows Daniel: Uh, Kari, actually that's the pot you smoked last night. I told you to drain the bong water last time!I know you will be mine You're diggin' me now Uh, no I'm not.( Chorus ) You're my Sunflower Sunflower Man You're my Sunflower Sunflower man AH! Police, there's this crazy woman that thinks I'm a walking flower! She tried to pluck me and sniff me and everything. It's the woman with the strange eyes and fake boobs. HELP!Picked I picked a million daisies baby Daisies?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!Ain't Ain't no good in bed Peck: Hey, I tried snookums. But it's hard doing all those positions and tricks and you know that my time limit is 10-15 seconds.Stretch stretching out beneath me yeah Yeah, we know you like to be on top. Your various movies have made that "explicitly" clear...Grow way over my head I'm diggin' you now Uh oh... <looks down to realize he's holding a basket of flowers> Oh boy...( Chorus x2. No Kari, you're mistaken. I am not your "Sunflower Man" and I don't have the "hook-up". Maybe you can ask that guy in the alley and he'll help you. ) So: another day, another review. Let's hope that Kari finds her Sunflower Man. Must... go... see... shrink...
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