Wade: "The Kromaggs will be through that door in another minute. You've got to get out! Now! I can't guarantee where it'll come out, but it's better than staying here. That ship's not going anywhere."Recall317: What's the big hurry? These Kromaggs fight about as well as a bald paraplegic midget.
Remmy: "No! We can't leave you here!"
TheOne19: Um, what more can they do to her? Make her listen to "Shiny"?
Wade: "There's ... nothing you can do."
darkslider: He knew that! He was just playing it off.
Remmy: "I can BE here."
Stoker_chick: You wouldn't make a very attractive severed head, Remmy. I think you better leave this one alone.
<Behind the Sliders, the door is finally blasted open.>
dellyone: >:-# it! I was told to deliver a pizza to this address, and I'm >:-# well going to do it!
<Maggie has the timer ready. A close up reveals that it is down to 20 seconds.>
The_Seer: How else can we raise the stakes? Hmmmmmm. Let's do a close up on the toaster showing that the bread is burning.
Maggie: "We Slide in 20 seconds."
CoolSlider: SEE!!! I TOLD you that she could read a digital clock!
TBH: <handing over a $20 bill> : I never would have believed it.
Mallory <to Remmy> : "Are you coming?"
VirtualDimension: Of course not! I only do that in private! Preferably with a woman present!
Remmy: "No."
Slider_Dee: I'd rather stay here and get gunned down like a DOG than spend one more second with you, Mallory.
HTWD: Hey now. None of that dogism.
Maggie: "You can't save her, Remmy."
SL4: I stabbed her in the back too efficiently. There's no way she's getting back into the show now.
Remmy: "I turned my back on her once, I won't do it again."
TBH: Cuz BOY did it hurt when she hit me in the back of the head with a frying pan!
<Maggie opens the vortex.>
HTWD: Didn't the door blow in? Where are the >:-#->:-#-ed guards??????
<The three Sliders jump in. The vortex closes after them.>
SL4: What happened to dragging your lame brained fellow Slider into the vortex when he's about to do something totally STOOPID?
Wade: "I love you Remmy. But I can't let you do this."
TBH: <mimicking Remmy> : I have to, baby. My doubles have gotten smart and changed their ATM PINs.
<The door blows open and the Kromagg guards enter with weapons ready.>
HTWD: We heard that someone was playing rock and or roll too loud in here!
<The camera closes in on Wade's face as a whine becomes louder and louder.>
SL4: If a woman scorned will set fire to your car when she finds out, what will a woman whose body has been removed do to you when she finds out?
<Remmy is standing by the fishtank. The guards advance on him. Then there is a blinding flash of light.>
TBH: <mimicking Kromagg guard> : I have SEEN the light, brothers and sisters!
<The guards are torn apart by the "vortex storm." Remmy is sucked into the storm but is not torn apart.>
HTWD: I think it's safe to say that Wade is a little pissed.
<Scene change. The other three Sliders are walking along the original world, looking dejected.>
SL4: Aw man, the last three additions, Colin, Diana, and Maggie have all been abject morons. Who are they going to bring in to replace Remmy, President Bush?
Maggie: "We've lost everyone now. The Professor..."
TBH: : Whom you didn't know.
Maggie: "...Wade..."
HTWD: Whom you hated.
Maggie: "...Quinn..."
spaz119: Whom you liked only because you wanted to >:-# him!
Maggie: "...Colin..."
SouthernSlider: What Spaz said.
Maggie: "...Remmy."
MTwain: What Spaz and SS said.
<Maggie slumps to the ground. Diana and Mallory advance on her. Maggie hands Diana the timer.>
Real_Slider: Here, I'm tired of being the one in control of changing channels.
Maggie: "Here. You two go on from here. Or not. Whatever you want. I'm through. I've come to the end of it."
Entire Theater Crowd: WOO HOO!!!! :-P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<A vortex curtain opens behind her and Remmy stumbles out of it.>
Entire Theater Crowd: >:-# ! We love ya Remmy, but this means Maggie stays too. >:-# !!
Maggie/Diana/Mallory: "Remmy ... you made it ... thank God ... what happened, etc."
SL4: "Etc."? Why would all three of them say "etc."?
HTWD: And how did they know the Entire Theater Crowd would say something right before?
TBH: I think that was the scriptwriter taking the lazy way out. That is not something they actually said on the show.
Remmy: "I don't know what happened."
Wall Street: I wish I had a dollar for every time Remmy has said "I don't know" in this ep. Is there ANYthing he knows?
Remmy: "But Wade did it."
SL4: With the pipe wrench, in the library.
Maggie: "The Kromaggs."
TBH: NO, you moron! He said WADE did it, not the Kromaggs did it. Do you ever listen?
Remmy: "She tore them apart. Destroyed the manta ship. The control room. Everything. And then she brought me here."
HTWD: Didn't he JUST SAY he didn't know what happened?
Mallory: "What happened to HER?"
COC: She went on to do a "In Living Color" spin off entitled "The Head Detective and his new partner."
Remmy: "I don't know."
Wall Street: That'll be another dollar! :-P
Remmy: "She's gone. But somehow ... I sense ..."
JOC: ...that no matter how many times her shows get canceled, she'll keep accepting lousy sitcom offers.
Maggie: "Well, we've got six hours here."
JRD: Despite the fact that you already missed the Slide from this world.
Maggie: "Let's see if they have more flowers to eat on this world."
HK: Always with the flowers with this >:-# !!!!
<Maggie walks off, the other two follow, but Remmy stays behind, looking into the pond.>
MSR: <mimicking Remmy> : Is anyone watching me? If I jump into this pond maybe I'll drown before they can get to me and I can FINALLY get out of this hideous program!
<We hear Wade's voice as the camera closes in on Remmy's face.> Wade's voice: "I'll always be with you, Remmy."
TBH: How will he ever get a date with a severed head following him around everywhere?
SL4: He could never eat out, that's for sure. That's GOTTA be some kind of health code violation.
Wade: "Whenever you need me, I'll be there."
Sabrina Lloyd: Even if you never mention me for the rest of the series.
<Everyone sits there, stunned.>SL4: That's it? The nightmare is finally >:-#-ing over???
TBH: What are you talking about? Your nightmare is just beginning.
SL4: What do you mean?
TBH: You had Keith in your Survivor Pool. You've been talking >:-# for 13 weeks because he keeps inexplicably surviving. Well, guess what happened?
SL4: You mean he made it all the way to the last ep and that >:-# lost??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TBH: So we're not going to punish Michael Reaves?SL4: Well, DMD reminded me of that Michael Reaves post where he explained that he wasn't the antichrist after all, just one of his hapless minions. It was Peckinbitch and the others who wanted the script changed.
TBH: You're getting soft, SL4ever. >:-#
SL4: Why haven't you asked me what I did to punish Beckancall?
HTWD: Ooooooo, you punished him????
SL4: Yep. I tied him down in front of a TV and am making him watch every ep of the most hideously lame and awful TV show ever inflicted on the American public. And an appropriate one. "Herman's Head."
Peckinballs: <from next room> : WOO HOO!!!
TBH: You forgot, Mr. Hawking, that to him good is bad and vice versa.
SL4: D'oh!
SID: "Just a reminder. It's not over between you and me."
WADE: "Don't worry, professor. We're due for a nice luxury hotel any slide now."
