ASSORTED DRIBBLINGS spewed forth by relrelrelabooMSTed by SL4ever
Fed up with vitriolic spam posts assailing pretty much everyone of repute on the board, SL4ever decides to take Hakavonn/Rintok/relrelrelaboo into his own hands for the whuppin' of a lifetime. He thus ensures his addition to a blacklist longer and more distinguished than Exec's and SpaceTime's put together...
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Let's enter another world. A world where the Sliders are trapped on MST3K's SOL. I think it would go something like this:You're a liar, Chaser9. Date: 4/12/2000 From: relrelrelaboo Quinn: What is it with this handle?Wade: I think his fingers stutter. I never bombarded you with e-mails. Arturo: No, I spammed you with e-mails. Get it right! You're a liar. Remmy: And I can lie to prove it! As for the post, it would only have seemed idiotic to someone like you who's apparently so twisted and just plain nasty that ordinary reasoning and communication are lost on you. Arturo: How does being twisted and nasty mean someone is stupid? Quinn: Don't try to understand his "logic." It will just give you a headache. Try to reason with you and not only do you call the attempt idiotic, you try to give yourself a boost by making false claims and saying I spammed your e-mail. Quinn: People can tell the truth without needing to give themselves a boost. Wade: Hey man, leave the armchair psychology to armchair psychologists! You've proved you're a useless liar, Arturo: Are you implying, sir, that some liars ARE useful? and you try to make your way in life by casting false shadows across others to make yourself seem bright (in more ways than just intellectually). Remmy: That line was in a Beatles song wasn't it? Arturo: We know he didn't write that himself, that's for sure. I've known others like you, Quinn: Do we really need your life story? We just come here to talk about Sliders. and it's all because you're so afraid of life that you have to attack others; it's to make yourself feel secure. If you attack or even defeat enough people around you, you figure you've made it. Wade: Where do you come up with this stuff? Staring into the bottom of a Cheerios bowl at four in the morning? You've "made it", all right. Right to the bottom of humanity. You're just a step above animal. Your parents must be real proud of their son. Tell me, do they know what you're really like? Quinn: Oh yeah, you know him better from a couple of BBoard posts than his own parents do. Another poster said he was making a site that was like SciFi's Sliders page, as if it was a brand new idea, and I pointed out that you'd already done that. And for this you attack me? Quinn: No, for this you felt defensive. And now you're doing more when you find out that I won't be quiet? Arturo: No fear here. We all know stupidity is rarely quiet. No wonder Rekna said what she does elsewhere on this board. YOU were the cause. Wade: Um, you're the one who is also Rekna, right? Or are you? It gets so confusing when people have a dozen handles. I don't owe her an apology, because she still attacked without knowing, but YOU owe BOTH OF US an apology, as well as one to the rest of the board for messing with THEM this way and making the board a vicious place. Quinn: I feel so safe now! Wade: Yeah. He's spamming us with 12 posts a day, attacking everyone on the board, but it's everyone's interests that he's looking out for. MmmmHmmm. You know, I've really been looking forward to see what more you can do with an alternate season six, but now I don't think anything from someone as inwardly ugly as you will be worth reading. Arturo: Watch carefully children, this is called a left-handed compliment. It'd probably cause me genetic damage that'd affect my grandchildren anyway! Wade: Um, I think you have more to worry about in this area than what you read. You're a rotten person, Chaser9. Remmy: Oh come on, tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back. This board would do a lot better without you and your bossy, self-exaulted attitude. Quinn: He must have been seeing his own reflection in the monitor when he wrote this. Arturo: "Exaulted"? People can get along real well Chaser. Wade: And did until you showed up. I'm sorry for you that you've never learned that and feel the need to live as you do. Quinn: Awwwwww! He's soooo sweet to be concerned for Chaser like this! Get a therapist. Remmy: ...to contact me right away! You're seriously ill. Arturo: ...informed if you believe any of this drivel I just posted. Hey! SleepingTiger! Date: 4/12/2000 From: relrelrelaboo Your points:Remmy: I'm going to organize this one neatly so I seem rational. 1.) Cause problems? No. Squelch/expose them? Yeah. Wade: Careful guys. He's starting to answer himself!! 2.) Posted simultaneously, not later. Again, accuse with no evidence. Open mouth, insert foot. Arturo: Maybe one day he will learn to use complete sentences. 3.) SL4ever? His comments prove the point. So do yours. Wade: They sure do! The point that you're just intelligent enough to be able to dress unassisted. 4.) Defend the groovy? Arturo: "Defend the groovy"? Does this make sense to any unmedicated person on the planet? No. Wade: He's answering himself again!!! Try 'chime in and defend the indefensible'. Remmy: Try 'not drinking a six pack before posting next time.' Notice how Chaser hasn't responded to my exposing his lie about the e-mail spamming? Quinn: All we've noticed is your dog fetish. Wade: That's against the law you know. Why haven't YOU addressed that? Arturo: Chaser did, you blistering idiot. What's more to say by anyone else? Don't want to think about his falsely accusing me? Remmy: I wouldn't mention "thinking" much if I were you. Typical. Woof woof. Arturo: Oooo, that dog fetish!
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