"Hee hee hee. I can't believe what Arturo did to Santa to get him fired from his job. Giggle!"SS: What's he doing?
HK: It's sad really. He's writing on his hideous Sliders Christmas Special. I'm waiting for our clambake order to arrive before I interrupt him.
Sarah: Oh for Crissakes. Excuse me.
<Sarah storms up to SL4ever> : HEY!! It's you're turn on the Story Game! Must you always be preoccupied with these silly projects when it's your turn?
<HK maintains his innocent expression while she says this>
Tigs <leaning on a chaise lounge in the relaxed feline position> : I he's to at Story Far. He's he'll down rabbit and climb out.
Noby: What did she say?
Blinker: She's into brevity these days. So she skips saying every other word. Here, I have a translator, lemme hit playback. "I think he's scared to look at the Story So Far. He's afraid he'll fall down the rabbit hole and never climb back out."
BS: Yaw lanoitnevnoc a ni naht rehto kaeps ot yllis s'ti kniht i.
Delly: Now I have a headache!
Mychand: again! You that say can
DMD: HWta t?xne
JennX: It can only get worse from here! Eeeeek!
<The torch furiously flames out and scorches everyone in the room> Torch: Will you stop speaking weirdly and GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SL4ever looks up: That even burnt my tongue! Owwwwwwww!
Everyone: GET YOUR HOT >:-# OVER TO THE STORY RIGHT NOW!!!!
SL4: All you had to do was ask.
Everyone: And if you muck it up, it's a blanket party for you!
<SL4 walks over to the writing desk and reads the Story So Far> : Hmmmm. Yes. This is quite good. Yes. Excellent! Moist excellent! This is the best Story Game we've ever done! Not the funniest, but the best STORY we've every collectively assembled!
<SL4 heads for the door of the cave.>
BS: And where do you think you're going, mister???
SS: I thought you said it was the best!
SL4: That is precisely why there is no way in HELL I'm finishing that puppy up! I can only smeg it up! There's no way I'm risking a blanket party!
HK <in a falsetto voice> : Oh SL4vie!!!!!
SL4: Yes?
HK: There's PIE in it for you!!!!
<Approaching speeds of 500 mph, SL4 races back to the writing table and picks up his pen...
****
"Hey Margaret, com'ere." Wade said sweetly.
The maid was making a bed in a suite bedroom. She looked up and smiled at the three Sliders. "Hi!"
Arturo quietly closed the door to the corridor.
Remmy and Wade advanced on the girl. Wade spoke again, "you wouldn't have, oh I don't know, mentioned seeing us and spending time with us to anyone, would you?"
"Just my sister. Why?"
Margaret had mentioned a sister that was "so serious all the time" and when Arturo mentioned the resemblance something had clicked. Wade stopped next to Margaret, placing a hand on her shoulder. "We need to talk to her."
Their manner was sinking through Margaret's fuzzy brain. "She did something, didn't she? She has some scary friends. I was just blabbing, I didn't think she'd care that I was hanging out with you."
Wade's tone became firm. "Tell us where she is."
******
"I need to use the bathroom," Quinn lied, "can you pull into that gas station?"
The driver, whose name was Carla Fields judging from the mail scattered on the floor of the car, glanced at him. "My orders are to take you straight to the Dungeon."
"They didn't have a toilet in my cell. Just a hole in the floor." Quinn said smoothly. "That only allowed certain acts. Things are going to get very ugly in this car if you don't pull over this instant."
Carla's eyebrows shot up and she pulled into the gas station without further comment.
Quinn thanked her and left the car, walking into the building. Something about the building bothered Carla but she couldn't put her finger on it. She picked up her cell phone and placed a call. "It's me. ... he's in the bathroom ... ooooo, that should >:-# with him! I like it!" She was listening to the man on the other end but her eyes kept returning to the building. What the hell was wrong with it? What was bothering her? "He's playing it cool right now, not asking any questions." She said distantly. What was wrong with the building?????
"No, he seems pretty shaken, but not what I'd call stressed to the breaking point or anything. Personally I think we should have left him in there longer." Carla replied, distracted.
What the smeg was wrong with the building ...
…and then she realized what was bothering her. It was the kind of gas station in which the bathrooms were accessed through outside doors on the side. She could see the "Men" and "Women" doors from where she sat.
Quinn had gone into the store door and not emerged. Which meant he'd gone out the other door and Carla was an abject moron. "I just screwed up. He got away from me!"
*****
Quinn didn't have any local money, and he doubted that this world's Quinn had a bank account that had not been seized, so he hoofed it back to the Chandler hotel. Fortunately it wasn't too far so he got there in about an hour. None of his friends were in the rooms, so he didn't stick around. "They" would be looking for him there. Instead he curled up in an old stinking blanket next to a homeless man in a nearby alley and kept an open eye to doorway of the hotel.
He'd known that something was wrong with what happened to him. There was no way he'd ever been in the custody of legitimate authorities. They didn't act like anyone in power would act, and their "release" of him made no sense. However, he didn't think anything that had happened to him had been random. It had all been preconceived. By people who knew he was a Slider and thus who hoped he would be fooled by everything because it was a different world, right?
Quinn had been Sliding for years, though. Unlike the six months the person he suspected was behind this had been Sliding. And what Quinn had discovered was that no matter how much worlds changed, no matter how much the history was different, human nature remained the same. It was infinite worlds, infinite possibilities, that was true. But THERE was a limit, and that limit was human nature. The person Quinn suspected was behind this hadn't Slid long enough to realize this basic fact, so he thought that Quinn would fall for any ole contrived scenario.
Quinn pulled the blanket around him and waited.
*****
Traci Thompson looked up as four people entered the office. She was seated at a secretary's desk. No one was in the small waiting room. "Margaret! What are you doing here? I told you never to bother me at work!"
"You will tell us what you've done with our friend. Don't try to deny it, young lady! I saw you at the library with him!" Arturo avoided using Quinn's name because he was speaking rather loud.
Traci sighed, releasing her fingers from the keyboard. It looked like she might have pressed a button before doing so, but her motion was so quick it was hard to tell. "Welcome to the Students of Liberty Headquarters. I know it says Ridgemond Imports on the door, but that is just cover."
"Where is Quinn?" Remmy demanded.
The secretary rose. "Allow me to introduce you to my boss." She opened the door but Remmy grabbed her arm.
"Me first." He went through the doorway. Arturo pushed Traci through next and Wade was ready to go next with Margaret.
There was a flash of movement and Remmy stumbled away, falling to his knees. A man emerged from beside the doorway, brandishing a heavy caliber revolver. A trace of blood gleamed on the barrel where he had hit the Crying Man with it.
"It's unfortunate that you came here." Quinn Mallory told them, the gun never wavering. "I was hoping to keep the rest of you out of this."
Wade glanced behind her, three serious looking men about Quinn's age had appeared in the outer doorway leading to the hall. Wade was not surprised to see her and Remmy's doubles behind the three men.
****
They were hustled to a stretch limo. Quinn #2, Traci, Margaret, a woman named Carla who joined them, and an unintroduced henchman got in the back with the Sliders.
"Can you really kill the doubles of people you're obviously close to?" Wade asked. "I saw mine and Remmy's doubles in the hallway."
Quinn #2 produced a timer from his suit pocket. "With this I never need to kill unless it has a larger purpose, someone tries to escape me, or unless someone has something I want and refuses to cooperate. I banish my enemies to other worlds. Once I've used you to lure my double out in the open I won't need you any longer and I will send you three and Margeret to another world. Which reminds me." He pulled out his pistol with his other hand and pointed it between Wade's eyes. "Your timer, if you please."
Remmy had no choice, he handed it over.
"Thank you."
"So Quinn escaped you." Arturo remarked.
"Yes, and before we were done with him. But we'll have him back shortly." He turned to Carla. "We have to elevate our timetable. Is this a problem?"
She shook her head. "I'm assigned here until you are found. So no one will think anything of me being the one."
He drew out another revolver and handed it to her. "This is the one I used."
Carla handled it gingerly and put it in a plastic bag and then her purse. "Oh, I need to wipe your fingerprints off of it-."
"Carla," Quinn #2 interrupted gently. "His fingerprints are the same as mine. So you don't even need to bother placing his fingers around the grip or on the trigger. I've already done that for you."
She reddened. "Even though I met him I'm still having a little trouble with this. Sorry."
"It's okay." He assured her.
"You plan to kill our Quinn and frame him for the murder you committed of my murder!!" Arturo seethed.
Quinn #2 was unfazed by the Professor's passion. "Our movement needs a martyr if it is to succeed. I had planned just to Slide away, leaving behind enough blood and trace evidence that people would believe me dead and my death was being covered up by the government. That was shaky but the best I could do without actually dying. But you guys appeared here at the perfect time, so I changed my plans. Now there will be a public display of guilt by a raving and obviously unhinged Quinn, following which Quinn will be publicly shot to death by a AMI5 agent." He indicated Carla. "Carla will be rewarded for bringing him down and will do well in her career because of it. Conversely, that same action will be reviled by our sympathizers and our ranks will swell with new recruits. The new leaders of this movement will eventually take control of America and led it out of the Commonwealth and finally in control of its own destiny instead of being a puppet to a foreign power."
Remmy and Arturo exchanged a sideways glance. He was obviously mad if he truly believed all this. And it seemed he actually thought he could pull this off. Arguing with him would only enrage him, however.
"So what happens to you while all this is going on?" Arturo wanted to know.
"I explore the continuum, never returning here obviously. My work here is done. My associates here will take control of the movement, getting the power they crave and deserve. Carla will get fame, promotions, and wealth from her part in all this, and the people will eventually get their freedom. And you four even get out of this with your lives, though you will no longer be Sliding after you reach the next world. Everyone wins."
"Except our Quinn." Wade said bitterly.
Quinn #2 shrugged. "I know myself. And he is me. He would do the same thing in my place. It is a dog eat dog universe, Sweetie."
"That's where you're wrong." Wade retorted hotly. "You and he diverged somewhere because he is NOT like you. He would never kill anyone."
Quinn #2 smiled. "He just hasn't had to yet. That's the only difference."
The limo parked. They were at the hotel.
*****
Quinn #2 made them wait out in front of the hotel for several minutes. Carla stayed in the limo so she was not seen and associated with what was going on, but the others stood near the Sliders and Margaret, guarding them. Quinn #2, wearing sunglasses and a hat pulled down low over his ears, talked with a couple young people in suits. Arturo imagined that these were the future rulers of the movement.
A tall, skinny boy of about nineteen years of age wearing glasses strolled past them. "Break for the corner when I create a diversion." He muttered to the Sliders without moving his lips.
One of the guards glanced his way but didn't really catch what the young man said.
The stranger who seemed to be helping the Sliders tripped and bumped into Quinn #2. "I'm sorry- HEY! You're Quinn Mallory! He's the assassin, everybody! HE KILLED THE PRESIDENT!!!" The young man reached out and ripped Quinn #2's hat and glasses off.
Quinn #2 reached into his pocket and pulled out his revolver. Their benefactor broke for the far corner while Wade and Remmy ran for the other one, which was closer to them. Arturo had other plans, however. He sucker punched the guards closest to him and ran for Quinn #2 to recover their timer. Traci intercepted him and attacked him with an asp. Wade #2 and Remmy #2 faded into the gathering crowd of passersby attracted by the shouts.
Quinn #2 pocketed his pistol and ran into the street, avoiding cars and made it across but only after narrowly avoiding being flattened by a city bus.
Quinn, a homeless person's hat and jacket camouflaging him, grabbed his double and slammed him into the wall. "Not so fast! You're going to pay for killing this world's Arturo."
His Arturo caught sight of the confrontation while avoiding Traci's strikes from the telescoping metal rod. "Quinn! He has our timer!"
Quinn glanced at his friend, opening himself up. Quinn #2 leveled him with a right hook, then kicked him in the stomach.
Arturo backed away from Traci and ran after his friends. Several police officers had emerged from the hotel, so Traci didn't pursue. Instead she tried to escape into the crowd.
Quinn #2 turned to run away. Quinn spun his body around and swung his legs under his double's legs, sweeping the man off his feet. Quinn rose up and threw himself on his double, scrambling through his pockets. He located his timer and backed away.
Quinn #2 had had his breath knocked out of him. He sat up, gasping as Quinn got to his feet and started towards the direction his friends had gone. Quinn #2 had his revolver out and aimed it towards his double. Then he noticed Carla was out of her limo. She had her own weapon out and was running across the street ... towards him.
"Not me, you idiot, him!" Quinn #2 gasped. Unless she read his lips she probably didn't know what he said, given his weakened voice. But his gesture towards Quinn was clear. But Carla merely smiled and kept running towards him, her gun aiming in his direction. Her intent was clear. One Quinn would get her fame and promotions just as well and another would. And in this case, Quinn #2 didn't even have altered hair.
Quinn #2 made her duck and stop running with a shot over her head and then palmed his timer. He activated it and got to his feet.
Carla was rounding the corner of the car that had been shielding him as he plunged into the wormhole and disappeared. The timer had been intentionally set for enough power to allow one person to travel, so the vortex collapsed immediately, long before Carla could even contemplate following him. She cursed and turned to look for the other Quinn who would now have to do.
But he was nowhere in sight. Carla sagged against the car that had prevented her from shooting Quinn #2 from across the street and waited, listening to the approaching sirens.
****
"... Wade Welles, the latest Student Of Liberty member to be rounded up in the past week of mass arrests, was processed today and taken to a maximum security facility. In all, 25 members have been arrested, including every founding member except for the assassin and mastermind himself, Quinn Mallory. In Los Angeles today, AMI5 agent Carla Fields was formally brought up on charges of treason, actions unbecoming of Royal Agents, conspiracy, and collusion with terrorists. If convicted she will face life in solitary confinement."
Arturo turned the walkman radio off and pocketed it. Quinn, leaning against a tree, shook his head. "They were all fools to follow him. He was an idiot if he thought his infantile mind games were going to scare and confuse me enough that I would be properly ranting and raving when Carla shot me down. It would never had worked."
"But she still would have shot you, and she could have exaggerated whatever you did do and say and the other witnesses would have fallen in line." Arturo theorized.
"This reminds me," Remmy said suddenly. "Who the smeg was that guy you got to help us?"
"Oh!" Quinn grinned. "He was someone who stayed across the hall from us. He was passing by the alley I was hiding in and I recognized him and called out to him. I remembered he's into conspiracies because I heard him talking about it the night before I got kidnapped. So I fed him some anti government conspiracy story and traded him my expensive calculator watch if he'd help us. I think he sensed I wasn't a con man or evil or something because he agreed. About that time you guys showed up so I came up with the plan. I would never have been able to get close enough to do what he did, so he really helped us. Of course, he wasn't risking anything because if he'd gotten up there and the man I pointed out didn't look exactly like me, as I said he would, then our friend could have just walked away."
"All I know is that I'll be glad when we Slide so I can get a shower," Wade complained, "a week of being out here in the woods is my definition of hell."
Remmy glanced at their garbage bag full of candy bar wrappers and soda bottles. "And next time, *I* get to pick the vending machines we break into for our week of rations! If I EVER see another Payday I think I'll throw up!"
Quinn smiled, looking at the timer. "Well, we're back to civilization in three minutes, guys. Woo Hoo!"
The others cheered. After all, NOTHING could ever be worse than this Slide had been, could it?
****
<SL4ever kicks back his chair and throws his feet on the desk.> : Ahhhhhhh. That's a wrap people!
Torch <sighs> : It's about time!
SL4ever: There is only one thing left to do! Sarah! The official Story Report if you please.
S_S <pressing a button on her belt> : If I must.
<A dog playing poker painting Slid aside, revealing a digital bulletin board. It took into account SL4's participation in this game and the "SL4" moved up a notch to tie with Robinbunchanumbers>
TM: 22
HK: 21
Blinker: 19
Sarah: 19
Robin: 15
SL4: 15
BS: 13
Tigs: 12
SS: 10
SL4: Woo Hoo!! I'm tied with Robin for 5th most games participated in! :-P One more and she's in my rear view mirror! Blinker is next in my sights! What's the Stories started and ended look like?
Stories Started:
Blinker: 4
TM:2
SL4: 2
BS: 2
Tigs: 2
Stories Ended:
SL4: 4
BS: 3
TM: 3
Tigs: 2
HK: 2
SL4: Woo Hoo! I'm in the lead on endings! I LOVE doing the endings!
<SL4ever suddenly realizes that everyone is around him and that HK has a blanket in his hand>
SL4: What?
HK: What makes you think we liked your ending, you mendicant?
SL4: Huh? It was fab!
S_S: It was overdone!
Delly: Too wordy!
SS: I still have my paddle here. :-P
Tigs: enough , let's his.
JennX: Yeah!
BS: !erom eerga t'ndlouc I
Noby: GET HIM! HE KILLED THE PRESIDENT!!!
<everyone else looked at him>
Noby: Sorry, slipped into charactor there for a moment. Get him!
<The pizza delivery man peeks his head in the doorway of the cave> : I have a crate of pizzas out her- oh my God! What are you doing to that poor man???? Oh! I can't look! Ooooo, I didn't know the human body could bend like that!
SL4: Ow! I'll write better next time! Hey! You! Save me a Meatsa Meatsa pizza! Ouch! Does this mean I don't get any PIE, HK???