LP: <Accepts torch from Sleepingtiger> So it's my turn, is it? Hmmmm. I think I can work with this, though I warn you, I'm a bit slow. And it's a bit dark in here. With this brand new place and all, you'd think you guys could get some better lighting!Sarah: LovePigeon, you're still wearing your peril sensitive sunglasses, and they've gone dark. <Reaches up to remove them>
LP: Wow, that's much better! Hey, where did Blinker disappear to?
SL4Ever: The internet police were after him and temporarily deleted him. He said he'd be back as soon as he could get away, though.
LP: Bummer! He won't even get to see the end of this beautiful story he started!
<everyone is respectfully silent for a few minutes>
Rover: <interrupts silence with a groan>Mmmmmoooooooaaaaaannnnn.
LP: What's wrong with you?
Rover: I don't feel so good. I think it was something I ate.... Mmmmmoooooaaaaannnn!
Britslider: Hey, no throwing up in the cave! It's brand new, and we can't have that!
Rover: I can't help it! <Mmmooaann> It might make me feel better if someone petted me.....
SL4Ever: Pet you? Who would want to pet you! You're a roach! Gross!!
Britslider: Yeah, and you eat people!
Rover: Roaches need love, too!!! <Moaaannn>
LP: Why don't' you go lay down outside and rest while I finish this? I'll pet you later.
Rover: 'K. <Mooaaann>
Sleepingtiger: I'll watch him if you like, LP.
LP: Thanks, Tigger.
Torch: (voice of Margot Kidder) Will you get on with it?!?
LP: Alright, alright!!! Say, weren't you in the Amityville Horror? That was a pretty scary movie...
Torch: (voice of Margot Kidder) Do you want this story to be finished anytime in the near future? Get on with it!
LP: OK! No need to be so grouchy!! < settles down with pen and paper and begins to write....>
***
"She was the one with the gifts. She's prodding them in the direction she wants them to go."
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "You are correct. Her gifts could interfere."
"Do you think we should wake her, or just disrupt her link?"
"Let's disrupt the link for now. I'm not ready to deal with her just yet. We have to be careful, though. We don't want her to just disappear and alarm the others. Also, increase the dosage of the drugs to the rest of them. It will decrease their chances of waking before we get the information we need."
"Right," said Esper Jazu. He began fiddling with some of the controls on the console of the observation room that overlooked the sterile isolation room where the four hapless sliders slept, guarded by mechanical beings resembling spiders. He watched the screen that displayed their collective dream and began to manipulate the events that were unfolding.
***
"My name is Adrian," said the red-haired woman after the air car had lifted off. "I was sent to welcome you. It's not often we have interdimensional visitors. And you are?"
"I thought you knew our names," said Wade. "That guy back there knew who Quinn was."
"You must be mistaken," laughed Adrian. "How could we possibly know who you are?"
The sliders exchanged looks. They had all heard the braided guy call Quinn by name. Something strange was definitely going on here.
Quinn decided to play along for now. "Well, I'm Quinn, then." He introduced the others, who nodded their greetings to Adrian. "So can you tell us what just happened? And where are we going?"
"Of course," said Adrian. "You arrived in the middle of a holographic test of our quantum singularity drive. We've been trying to perfect it so that we can begin relieving some of our overpopulation problems by starting colonies in other parts of the multiverse. We have been having some problems, however, and we were hoping that you, having interdimensional travel capabilities, might be able to help us."
"It's the least we can do after interrupting your experiments," said the professor.
"I'm glad to hear it. Right now, though, I thought you might appreciate some time to rest and refresh. We are on our way to our central embassy, where we have guest quarters."
While she was talking, Wade and Remmy were surveying the surroundings.
"Can you believe this?" Remmy laughed. "It's just like they designed their society from watching old sci-fi TV from our world! Amazing!"
"Yeah, amazing," muttered Wade. This place was giving her a very bad feeling that she couldn't explain. Looking at some of the scenery, she felt as if she should recognize it from someplace besides on TV. She couldn't remember from where, but it seemed to be just at the edge of her brain. Suddenly, she felt a very unusual sensation, as if she were abruptly dislodged from the present reality. The scenery around her warped and shifted slightly, making her dizzy. The words that Rembrandt was saying became slow and unintelligible. Spots in the scenery melted away for an instant. Then, just as suddenly, she was snapped back to normality. She shook her head and grabbed her temples to dissipate the feeling, wondering what was wrong with her. No one else seemed to have experienced this.
"Are you ok?" asked a concerned Remmy.
"Yeah...yeah I'm fine...," replied Wade, though she was unconvinced.
***
"That was close, Esper! Very close! I told you to be careful!"
"I was being careful, Doctor! I didn't change the drugs at all! She must have done that on her own."
"Impossible. Just get them separated as quickly as possible."
"Yes, ma'am."
***
The travelers soon arrived at a large building made out of something that resembled marble. As they emerged from the aircar, a man emerged from the door and greeted them.
"This is Xavier," Adrian said. "He will show you gentlemen to your quarters. Wade, if you will come with me, I will show you to yours."
Wade looked at Quinn, showing her concern at being separated. He leaned down and whispered. "Go on. I'm sure it will be fine. We won't be far away." She nodded and reluctantly followed Adrian up a flight of stairs and deep into the building.
***
"Alright," said the doctor. "She is separated. Now change the drug composition to transfer her to dreamless sleep." Esper Jazu fiddled with the controls a bit more and Wade disappeared from the screens. "Good. Very good. We'll let the rest of them continue as programmed and record the process for review later. We have a few other things to attend to."
"Agreed, doctor," replied Esper Jazu, who made a few last minute adjustments at the console and followed the doctor out of the room.
***
A short while after the creatures left the room, Wade began to stir. It may have been because Esper Jazu programmed the wrong dosage, it may have been because she was becoming tolerant, but in any case, the drugs were no longer keeping her asleep. As she stirred, one of the spider beings, began to pace nervously. It had been programmed to watch her and to leave her unharmed. It was not, however, prepared for the eventuality that she would actually awaken. It knew it was supposed to keep her from leaving, but it did not know how to do so without damaging her.
Slowly, Wade's consciousness returned. Groggily, she opened her eyes upon a very unusual scene indeed. She was lying on a sort of gurney, with IV's and electrodes attached to various parts of her body. The room was dim, and the ceiling a skeleton of girders with a few spartan light fixtures hanging down. She turned her head to the left and saw her companions in similar positions on similar gurneys, only none of them seemed to be awake. She tried to call out, but her body and reflexes were still muddled by the drugs, and no sound emerged. She noticed some machinery and that the room seemed to be made mostly of tile and something like stainless steel. She turned her head to the right, which gave her a view of more machinery and a wall with charts posted on it. The mechanical spider scuttled into view, followed by a second, and her eyes widened in fear. Her body's adrenaline level fought the lethargy she was plagued with, and she was able to sit up. Sitting up too quickly made her swoon, and she almost fainted, but was able to control it by concentrating and biting down hard on her bottom lip. The spider came closer, snapping its foreclaws menacingly.
"Go away!" she cried. "Shoo!" as she drew her legs up and cowered against the wall at the head of the gurney. "Quinn! Wake up! Help me!!! Remmy! Professor! Anybody! Please, please wake up!!!"
There was no response from her companions. The spider backed off a little at her cries, but it planted itself firmly a few feet away, and the second followed the example of the first. Wade watched them warily until she was confident they weren't planning to attack right away, then decided to get a better look around the room. She decided not to yell again, since yelling any louder might draw unwanted attention. She had no idea where they were, how they got there, or who put them there, and she wanted to get her bearings just a little bit better before having to confront potentially very unfriendly strangers. There wasn't much she hadn't already noticed, besides a few more machines and a few carts bearing frightening-looking instruments. Then she noticed a sort of window above them on the wall to her left. She assumed it to be an observation room. She shielded her eyes with her hand trying to see in, but the glass was too dark. She didn't know, but her guess was that no one was there for now. Otherwise, someone probably would have noticed she was awake and come to deal with her. She examined the wires and tubes connected to her. She removed the IV first, knowing that whatever they were giving her had to be bad news. She then tore off the electrodes and tried to examine the machine she'd been attached to. It seemed to have been monitoring her brain waves and her heart rate. There was also something that looked like a recording device. The machine was connected to a central machine that was in turn connected to mahines hooked up to all her companions. She was getting more and more freaked by the second. She reached out to try to touch Remmy, who was the closest to her, but he was out of reach. One of the spiders growled menacingly.
"OH, shut up!" she grumbled at it. "Why don't you go short out your circuits." It responded with another growl and a snap or two. This thing was giving her the creeps. She looked around trying to find some kind of weapon. The closest thing she could find was the IV pole. She reached up and removed the IV bag, which was rather large and still mostly full, keeping her eyes fixed on the spiders. The most aggressive one made a couple of protesting sounds, but didn't interfere. She then picked up the pole and thrust it at the spider, wheels first. It grabbed the pole out of her hands, which was not difficult since her grip on it wasn't that great, and tumbled it to the floor, after which it snapped the pole in two. The second spider began snarling at the commotion. Great. Now what was she going to do? The only thing she had now was the IV bag. She got an idea and tried tearing a hole through it, but the material was too thick. She looked at the spider, hoping her idea would work. She tossed the bag at it, upon which it reached up and grabbed the bag, tearing it open and pouring liquid all over itself. The spider fussed, and its companion began running in circles, emitting high pitched whines. Several sparks emitted from parts of the wet spider, which was now standing in a small puddle. It was still functional, though, and not too happy by the sounds of it, so she then grabbed the machine next to her and tumbled it over onto the spider. The machine busted on top of the spider, crushing parts of it and exposing other parts to circuitry that was still attached to a source of electricity. The electricity and wet spider were not compatible, and chaos ensued. She watched the spider as it floundered and sparked out of consciousness, while its companion watched and fretted mechanically from a safe distance.
"Watch it, or I'll do the same to you!" she threatened to the other spider, which responded with another high-pitched whine and a desperate snapping of its claws. She slowly dropped her feet towards the floor on the left side of the gurney, keeping her eyes on the other creature, but it would not at this point come past the wreckage of its destroyed counterpart. She then turned to her companions, disconnecting them one at a time. This resulted in a rather surreal situation for them. From Quinn's point of view, it appeared that, in the middle of a conversation with Xavier and the braided guy, Rembrandt and the professor simply winked out of existence, one right after the other. Then before he could even react, his surroundings melted into nothingness, leaving him with the fading image of looks of dismay and panic on the faces of his inquisitors.
Wade ran between them trying to slap them awake, but even though she had disconnected them, the extra doses of drugs Esper Jazu had given them were still heavy in their systems and would not allow them to awaken just yet. "Damn!" she cursed to herself. She then looked for a way to get out of this strange room. One door was on the other side of the remaining spider, and she didn't want to try going that way. Another door was on the other wall, but turned out to be locked when she tried it. She looked up and contemplated the window above. Hoping it wasn't break proof, she picked up one of the other IV poles and tried to break it open. The window shattered into a million tiny pieces which showered down around her, some leaving tiny cuts and scrapes. The spider screeched in dismay and got up the nerve to scuttle across the wreckage towards her. Wade used the pole to get as much of the glass away from the bottom edge of the window as possible, after which she jumped up and grabbed the bottom to pull herself up. The spider reached her just as she was pulling her legs up, and its snapping claws caught her heel. It couldn't keep its grip, though, and she escaped into the room above sporting a nasty cut and a hole in her shoe. The poor spastic thing scuttled around in circles again, screeching and fussing. It didn't seem like whoever had programmed it had done a very good job, she thought.
She looked around the observation room and thought she had hit the jackpot. There were computers everywhere, and several monitors above. She set about figuring out the system before somone came back. She inadvertantly rewound part of the recording device and set it playing again, and she saw the scenes that she and the others had been playing through before. She was starting to get really scared now and wished fervently that someone else would wake up soon. She played around with the computer some more, trying to open any files that could give her information, when she heard running footsteps and froze, hoping they would run past. Unfortunately, they did not and instead burst into the room. She looked up to confront two of the most bizarre looking creatures she had ever seen. They were humanoid, but they were very tall and thin, with heads resembling something like a mix between a camel and a dog, with long floppy ears, fuzzy faces, and a goat-like nose. They were hardly what you would call cute, though. Their eyes reflected a sort of malign intelligence, and she was positive that they weren't interested in chatting over tea. One of them pointed to the mess she had made with a hand that was made up of two large pointed fingers and a thumb.
"What the Blurg have you done!?!?!" it cried.
"I warned you not to underestimate her, doctor," the other creature, who was Esper Jazu, responded.
The doctor turned its angry eye on Jazu and growled, "Shut up!" Turning back to Wade, she screamed, "You! Come with me! NOW!!!"
Obviously, Wade had no choice in the matter.
***
LP: Well, that's it for me for now. Hope it was ok for a first attempt. I tried to come up with a towel reference, Brit, but it just didn't' fit anywhere. Too bad.
Brit: Thank god!
LP: Maybe next time. Who's up next?
Sarah: That would be Robin14334.
Robin14334: Hey, chickies! I'm still here. My turn?
LP: Yup. Here y'go <passes torch> Hope I left you something to work with. C'mon, Rover, let's get you home.