"The Young and the Relentless"

Captions recorded by Slider_Sarah.
SL4ever: "Whew! Life's hard on a fat guy. Those three steps wiped me out!"	Raven_Poe: "Genital herpes? Now she tells me."	Raven_Poe: "I have just one question... am I male or female?"	SL4ever: "Um, sir? You said the meeting was for the entire office. Where's everyone else?"
SL4ever: "How much for the 8-ball? Hurry! Someone's coming!"	Raven_Poe: Reason #3 not to trust the costume department . . . this tie.	SL4ever: "I should NEVER have agreed to do Godzilla! What as I thinking? And Inspector Gadget? That's IT! My agent's FIRED!"	SwabNeuro: "I was just thinking how nifty it is that we always manage to find new, free clothes whenever we slide. I mean, after this many seasons, can you picture our underwear?"
Indomitus: Posing for the band poster.	SL4ever: "...the show the pros watch!"	Indomitus: "Dear... we have roaches... and they have cameras..."	Indomitus: "But I am the only ventriloquist with a life-size dummy! Imagine the novelty value in that!"
Slider_Sarah: "I look like my brother? Do you realise that's an OFFENSE? Have you SEEN how he runs???"	144b: "Uhh... no, I am NOT Valerie Bertinelli..."	SL4ever: "Oh yeah, real funny Charlie. See if I get you another TV job you >:-# !"	Indomitus: Linda Blair joins the cast of Charmed. Who'd have seen it coming?
Slider_Sarah: "It's coming out of the basement!" "How much trouble can one plant be ----- aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!"	Raven_Poe: The duet you've been waiting for. Pavarotti and ZZ Top.	partypooper: "My, that's a big one you have there. Mind if I sit on it?"	Raven_Poe: "How much is that psycho in the window, / The one with the real mangy beard..."
144b: . o O ( This is the last time I wear my carpet vest. )	SL4ever: "Marijuana. It's what's for dinner!"	Indomitus: Mojo Nixon's had enough. "Here's your Joke of the Day, Eddie Fingers!!"	144b: "And this is Lexx & bacon."
Komrade_Karl: "What are you two doing in... ahhhhhhh!!!!! Noooo, my eyes are soiled!!!!"	144b: "Look, my name is NOT Johnny Bravo! It's Greg Brady!!"	Indomitus: . o O ( My junk collection is bigger. )	Komrade_Karl: "Why do I have to be here when you pick up your mom from the airport?"
Slider_Sarah: "Listen Professor, if you EVER land on me again, I will have to use deadly force." "Isn't that a Beanie Baby you're holding?" "Uh..."	SL4ever: "I am the Goddess-o'-Hotness and I KNOW it!"	Komrade_Karl: . o O ( If I miss with the gun, I can till poke an eye out with these things... )	Indomitus:"According to the coordinates, it's going to open right behind that gold-plated outhouse over there." "Who the hell LIVES here, Jed Clampett?!!"