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 readlydinger: Alex Trebek... '70s porn star.  gowest: We now return you to, "Xena: Through the Portal of Time and Onto a Top Secret Military Base."  mishamouse: Alanis Morrisette: "The difference between my character in 'Dogma' and my character in 'The Jerry O'Connell Story' is that God didn't think she was Jerry O'Connell."  GiantMonkey: "Who shall I eat first? Eenie, meenie, minie, moe . . ."  amycamus: "Hi. I'm Bob Saget, and welcome to 'America's Funniest Pit Bull Attacks'."  GiantMonkey: In a last-ditch effort to save this episode, Ving Rhames arrives to kill everyone.  mishamouse: Serious Cocker Spaniel vibe happening here.  readlydinger: Shaft encounters the Crystalline Entity.  amycamus: "Bubby! Who loves ya?! Come on in and make yourselves at home. I'm tellin' ya, we're ridin' this grunge thing, baby, to the moon! Coke? Pot? X? Diet Pepsi?"  Mr_Grant: "It's an invention I call an 'egg timer'. Someday, advances in miniaturization will shrink it to the size of an ice chest or large dictionary."  144b: Oh boy, more railing action!  readlydinger: "Ahhhhh yes, the afternoon Queen Cleopatra wandered into West Scranton..."  144b: The MacKenzie brother they don't talk about.  NumanEllium: "Hey man - check out my new silicon testicle."  GiantMonkey: "Powers of Obfuscation - activate!"  amycamus: Rare footage of the Loch Ness Kangaroo. |
