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 Generik: Spin Art meets gastric juices and too many pickles at the LA County Fair...  Generik: George Harrison. Former Beatle, current second grade teacher.  Buffoon: When they cross market Soap Operas: "Like Grape Jelly Bellies through the hourglass... so are The Days Of Our Lives."  kilroy105: ...right after Jack was done. Jack Nicklaus, to be precise.  Generik: "Looks like you've got some crumbs on your sweater there... here, I'll just help myself..."  kilroy105: After spending more time in the deli than on the beat, J and K decided to open MiB: The Big and Tall shop.  Buffoon: "...and it comes with D-Cells TOO????"  amycamus: "No, actually, I don't have experience - but just how hard IS it to parade around in a giant Twinkie outfit?"  Generik: "I had a pig's foot and a bottle of beer for lunch, and now I could REALLY use a Mylanta..."  flappersquirrel: Yes, hairspray is bad for the environment. So environmentalists have started setting people's heads on fire in protest.  Generik: Probably YingYang's toothbrush. That's the only one I know of that likes it doggy-style...  IMissMST3K: "Um, Jerry! That's not the popcorn bowl... I moved it over here!"  Bassmann: "Is this where the auditions for MST3K are being held?...I'm auditioning for the part of Mike!"  Generik: "We will only submit to a debate if Miss Nancy from Romper Room is our host."  Callie21V: Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Crisco  kilroy105: "And in breaking news, it seems Mr. Whipple himself has just squeezed the Charmin. Carol Johnson, Sci-Fi News. Back to you, Tim."  Generik: "I just love being squeezed, Mr. Whipple!"  amycamus: Roger Corman's horror classic, "The Walking Meanderers"  Generik: "Shut up, your majesty of idiotness!" "Have I informed you that I am, in fact, rubber, while YOU, my good friend are glue?"  DiscoBoy: "Everything I learned about pimping, I learned from Moldy Jones."  Generik: "It says 'You will be forever lucky.'" "...'In bed!' Ha!! I love that one!" "Give me that. That's no fortune, those are the instructions from my Tampax!"  144b: Oh, come on Jerry. You're just bragging now.  flappersquirrel: "Hmm. My Tampax instructions say I will set foot on the soil of many countries."  Generik: Miss Nancy of Romper Room gets the debate off to a good start... "I see Georgie W. out there... and, ooh, he's been a Don't-Bee!"  anti_hero: "The clothes hanger in my shirt? Didn't have time to take that out this morning. I'm a busy man!"  flappersquirrel: No one had the heart to tell him that the candle couldn't eat.  Generik: "Come on baby, let's do the big fat hairy twist..."  Generik: "Hand me that Taser. My genitals need a jump start." |
