"Virtual Slide"





Uh, Remmy... if you don't give me the laptop back, I can't finish coding these captions.



tedj: "Good afternoon, I'm Lt. Lance Goodthrust. I'm screening intern applicants for the president."


NurseNoir: "So the Kromaggs are Nazis...?!?"


Daleman: "Moooom! Big Sister is staring at me!"


Ezralite: "This is the LAST time I retrieve your damn puppy dog from the sewer, Dave!"


Generik: "See? I can TOO find my ass with both hands!" "Okay, okay... hey, look what I found with both hands!"


devildoll: "It's a device for having virtual sex." "I don't get it. You've invented a carrot?"


Indomitus: That's not a sparkle in her eyes. That's her one neuron. It finally fired.


Indomitus: "Hey, the cyber-guys aren't staring at my chest! This is the freakest, man."


Vigeant: "NO, Kari! For the LAST TIME!"


dokterwer: "Then Q-Ball took out his... and it was so small it was scary, like a little gremlin!"


abracadaver: "You don't think the saturn tattoo makes me look 'tuff'?"


Dragonstud: "We don't have the power to teleport in time yet. A few more bicycle tires'll do it."


Indomitus: "So if Zev is part cluster lizard and part sex-crazed, does that make her a cluster f--"


DarkOracle: The Vibromatic 3000! Pleasure your crabgrass to death!


The_Enigma: "One day, I'll learn to tie my own shoes."


KllyWlls: "I just wanted to give the machine a hug!!" "GO AWAY!"


Dragonstud: Like everyone else, he's hooked by the new virtual venetian blinds program.


zombiewoof68: Sometimes she wished she was a MALE Redshirt. At least they just got killed.


zombiewoof68: I'll never be able to hear little Piglet's voice the same way again!


zombiewoof68: Bob Newhart's group session goes horribly wrong. (I love this screengrab! Can I keep it?)

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