"The Unstuck Man"

rickubis: "Anyone else need a butthole scrub? LAST CALL!"	Vigeant: One of several rejected album cover designs for "Beginnings."	Granty_Claus: The Officer demonstrates The Machine, in Phillip Glass's new opera "In The Penal Colony."	rickubis: "LET'S GO!!!!" "Don't be afraid ma'am. We're here to help you light your barbecue."
ReinaLoca: "Look! The Amazing Colossal Man is approaching the city power plant..." "RRAAAARRRGH!!"	Mr_Grant: Within mere minutes of landing on "Tae-Bo Is Illegal" world, Maggie has gotten the Sliders in trouble again.	Granty_Claus: Night vision goggles always help if you're a spectator at the Aspen Midnight Hammer-Flinging Festival.	rickubis: "I thought you were my older sister. Now, you tell me you're really a BLACK MAN!?"
Enapov: "This cocktail napkin isn't funny....Waiter! Can I get a cocktail napkin that isn't lame?"	ShugNinx: Melvin struggled with the fact that his haircut was in fact the cause of the deaths of his entire family and all his friends.	MCDMWolf: "...and a man shall borrow his brother's hammer, and forget to return it. And there shall be great confusion as which shelf things go on..."	Blinker: Hot Potato Relay Toss: demonstration sport at the 2016 Olympics.
Mr_Grant: The little-anticipated Sliders / Seven Days crossover episode.	Enapov: "I'm from the 'Tick' foundation for the removal of the 'CH' on the moon. Will you help our cause?"	ShugNinx: This is what happens when a sci-fi show goes cheap: no actors, no special effects, and more fog than plot.	rickubis: "You dragged me all the way out here and there's no TV?! I'll die if I can't watch Barney! He loves us ALL!!!"
Cackerot: How many times does Ash have to do this!?	Halfpipe7: Rainiest Wolfcastle.	Haight: "Whoa, look! I can even make a clam!"	Kobra_Kai: "Look, pal...I don't care about all this 'save the universe' crap... I wanna know what you're doing in my bathroom."
Kobra_Kai: Suddenly, the sinister visage of Randy Newman appeared through the mist...	Haight: "Your droids - they'll have to wait outside."	AllenSmithee: "Merger, eh? Eeexcellent."	Blinker: "But windows, menus and taskbars are so much less USEFUL than random, contextless columns of green numbers! Didn't you guys see The Matrix?!"
TemporalFlux: Robert Floyd for Merge and Cut: Freeway dos without the potholes.	Halfpipe7: "Uh... please don't mind the glow emanating from my crotch."	Mr_Grant: "I'm dull, and don't have anything interesting to say." "And I'm exactly the same way!"	Blinker: The visual equivalent of a Danny Lux composition?
I_Clubb: Fred and Edea take some acid and act out their sick sexual fantasies.	Halfpipe7: As Wally is transformed into the Beav... AAAHhhhhhhhhhh!!!	Kobra_Kai: "I guess I'd detract from my coolness if I told you I'd just caulked myself to the wall, eh?"	Halfpipe7: "I swear, it was this big. Yes I'm serious, his WHOHA was this big man."
Halfpipe7: "Okay, y'all jump that way, I'll jump this way and whoever dies first wins!"	Beedo: American Gothic for Dummies.	I_Clubb: "Geez, ya little fem. That beer was non-alcoholic, how the hell did you get trashed?"	Kobra_Kai: "Hi, I'm Joey Buttafuoco... welcome to Hell."
I_Clubb: "Hi Mom!"	Agrijag: Have you noticed she's ALWAYS making that face?	Halfpipe7: <picks woman's jaw off the ground> Okay, SHUT YOUR MOUTH already, woman!	TemporalFlux: Dr. Geiger, Mad Orthodontist. Just listen to our success cases! Diana Davis: "Look at what that bastard did to me! My mouth won't close anymore!!!"
144b: "That's Miss Jackson to you. I demand you apologize!"	Kobra_Kai: Tigress Woods.	Halfpipe7: (This chick's face never changes, does it? LOL)	Vigeant: "See, I brush every day!"
144b: Oh, I am in this scene?	Blinker: Wow, Tembi does a better JOC impression than Robert Floyd...	Kobra_Kai: "Like... shyaah!"	MCDMWolf: As always, Michelle stared blankly on as the villain tried to explain his plot. Eventually he was forced to do a one syllable puppet show.
And now, a visit from a very "special" capper... Pokejedservo. Yes, it's the MST3K board's answer to Ralph Wiggum!
Pokejedservo: How am I suppose to fit in that? Girl:You don't HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!	Pokejedservo: Transparent millstone prison.	Pokejedservo: An old man trying to touch a thin rosie o'donell. Weird...	Pokejedservo: BALD PEOPLE PORNO!