"Electric Twister Acid Test"

Captions recorded by Slider_Sarah.
JellyVision: Ya know, the latest incarnation of the Power Rangers is really starting to push it.	Puma_Man2k: "Dammit, my lightsaber's weaker than a Ray Romano routine..."	HenryBemis: "Shhh, do you hear that tapping in the distance? The Cappers are on the war path!"	Agrijag: When the Professor has to go, he REALLY has to go.
pranger: "It's a living sand mound!!! Oh, wait, no... it's just sand."	utalkintome: Where's the Eskimo and Latino missing from this scene?	Slider_Sarah: "Look! I'm Budolph the Blue-Nosed Reindeer!"	utalkintome: "How long do I need to stand and hold these walls up?"
Puma_Man2k: "Come n' listen to a story 'bout Franklin Michener..."	HenryBemis: A world where men evolved from jujubes??	Tigs: "At laaast, my dreams are realized. Pizza pockets!"	HenryBemis: "But don't you like my painfully small T-shirt?"
Tigs: This is my "I'm in pain" face.	Link_the_Elf: . o O ( Wow, I sure have a good view of the Professor's butt! )	Link_the_Elf: "WWWAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!"
Link_the_Elf: Oops, the old Star Wars is starting to decay a bit...	Link_the_Elf: "And they're off!! It's little fat kid by a length!!!"	Callie21V: No Sliders convention would be complete without the ever-controversial "El Sid" re-enactment.	Agrijag: "Welcome, gentlemen... to the FATCAVE."