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 Fuquad: "Why do you keep grabbing my ass, Rembrandt?!"  RodRocket: Conan O'Brien in an oh-so-clever disguise!  1031: "Bill, Dial your parents on your cell phone. I think we're lost."  stdio_h: "I bet you the professor is feedin' his fat face over in that café! Damn, we always come close to missin' slides cuz of his fat ass!"  Fuquad: "Look at this thing I found in the bathroom... What is it?" "A tampon!" "REALLY?? Is it a used one?"  stdio_h: "But I tell you I AM Jerry O'Connell."  Saltydog: "Junior, did you set fire to the dog again?" "He was buggin' me, dad. He was BUGGIN' me."  Fuquad: *long inhale* "Aaaaahhh!!! Thank God they legalized marijuana!"  Saltydog: I see my aunt Marion is operating the camera.  Rodrocket: "Hey, TV Land is running 'Get Christy Love'!"  medusaD: "Yeah, it's the professor's old couch. Kinda feels like a hammock now, what with the bow in the middle."  Andy1251: "NO. Those underwear won't do. I want the leopard skin ones, you stupid butler!" RodRocket: "Remmy, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"  Andy1251: "And then I said 'I'm sorry, I gave you seventy five cents instead of fifty! I'm sorry -- hey, are you paying attention?"  partypooper: "I propose a tits...I mean toast to your tits...I mean a toast to this evening..."  partypooper: "It's all pink on the inside baby...just say the word and mama will take you all the way home."  MirandaRamsey: "Oh oh oh, it's magic. You know."  partypooper: "Now fill me in on how he got her in that position again??"  Fuquad: "That's not a 69, that's a 138!!"  medusaD: "Will you just hang up!! No psychic shuffles Tarot cards for 20 minutes!"  partypooper: "Which tit?....Hold on. I can help. Hold the other one firmly, then shove the other one back in..."  RodRocket: A VERY bizarre remake of "Pillow Talk."  Andy1251: "What? You mean this isn't the Wild Wild West set?"  RodRocket: "Friends" after the affirmative action recasting.  TGoodChild: "I am the Ghost of Sci-Fi Lighting Past. You will be visited by three spirits, none of which you'll be able to see..."  Generik: "Have I let Jesus into my heart as my personal Savior? No... but I ask him over to spend the weekend in my spleen as my valet every once in a while."  RodRocket: Sting sings Sinatra.  TFox: "McGwire. Mark McGwire."  medusaD: Failed Super hero: Bondage Man!!! "I just LOVE being beaten by the bad guys!"  Saltydog: Because of rain, the Special Olympics were held indoors.  TGoodChild: "Dammit, honey, you said you'd get rid of that hell mouth yesterday!"  PsiCat: ...we replace Rembrandt with a skinny little annoying moron called "Brown". |
