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 PharaohMobius: Sarah Gilbert, since "Roseanne" ended, has spent her days in cannabis and obscurity.  Mr_Grant: "Dude, I got the munchies -- WHOA, WHAT A HUMONGOUS DONUT!"  PharaohMobius: "Manuel Noriega-gram! Did you order a Noriega-gram?"  PharaohMobius: "Look, you can all play my Pocket Pac-man game AFTER I'm done with it!"  amycamus: World's Largest Shaving Brush, Saskatchetario, Canada  MrAtomik: "And for a limited time only, we'll even break it in half for you."  PharaohMobius: "...to have Richard Grieco sent directly to your home! Call TODAY!"  Mr_Grant: "Your honor, what the plaintiff calls a painful bite to the groin, I call a circumcision."  amycamus: In a disturbing take on the Romulus and Remus story...  amycamus: As the crowd of former hippies marched closer, singing 'Autumn Leaves' in a menacing way, the couple became quite alarmed.  PharaohMobius: Jesse Jackson reaches out to the feminist community.  amycamus: Sting steps out on stage to debut his latest song, "Fortress 'Round My Compaq Presario."  Fruitcake_Man: "Quinn, dear boy, I don't think your Brain Tourniquet is one of your better theories..."  Mr_Grant: $>cp social movements < pass off as satire_call it a script  amycamus: George W. presents his detailed Medicare plan.  anti_hero: Predicted Japanese flag of the 28th century...  anti_hero: "Honest, dad! All I did was change the desktop icons to a different color and before I knew it..."  Generik: Andres Serrano's "Piss CBS."  anti_hero: "That's some damn quality sniffin' glue."  anti_hero: John Edward just doesn't know how to speak to a Baptist crowd.  PharaohMobius: "Kelsey Grammer's Cavalcade of Cars"  PharaohMobius: Bad film montages OF THE FUTURE!  darkchashy: The boy in the bubble crept closer. One noise and Ally Sheedy would turn and see her would-be bludgeoner. He crept closer...  anti_hero: "Doesn't this mean the bald dude from 'Kojak' is supposed to come sing it?"  anti_hero: Product of an unspeakable ménage a trois between Richard Pryor, Orlando Jones, and Chris Rock's set of teeth.  anti_hero: "Hey ma! Look at this here pudgy idiot!"  Mr_Grant: Discovered another use for the lava lamp.  amycamus: Attempting to break into the Spanish market, Merrill Lynch is unsuccessful with its "Merrill Lynch is bullish on Pamplona" ad campaign...  Generik: "We're so glad you could make it, Mary Kay Man!" "Uh... huh?" "We need your crime fighting makeup and toiletries right away!" "...Yeah."  Mr_Grant: If Benihana’s endowed a chair in science at Berkeley.  magus735: Degas' masterpiece, "Pimp Meets Gigolo"  UnReality: "I'm no Corey Haim, but I make do."  Generik: "Mary Kay Man? No, sorry... I'm the Pepto Bismol Kid. Feeling a bit out of sorts? Loose bowels? I can help..."  magus735: "Beam me up, groovy."  BuckFifty: Cute, cuddly, and capable of rending the fabric of time and space itself. It's Jim Henson's Cthulhu Babies!  Mr_Grant: Jim Geddes? BOSS Jim Geddes? First he ruins Charles Foster Kane, now THIS travesty... |
