juandbag: Kurt Russell stars in Escape from Dayton, Ohio! Callie21V: Jackson Pollock's masterpiece, "I Have GOT to Lay Off the CRACK." AllenSmithee: World's Funniest Scrubbing Bubbles Fatalities... next on FOX! Generik: The Orlando Hernandez Story. Torghoul: Go, towards the light, Alanis. A little farther... keep going... Beedo: "Damn, girl! You're turning into Chase Masterson!" MrAtomik: "All right, your hands look clean. Now what about behind your ears?" Beedo: "Hey! It's me, Mulder! Is the Truth out there?" "GO TO BED, OLD MAN!" Francie: .oO ( They've REALLY gotta stop giving us so much homework... ) alexgariepy: "That's a good husband! Here's your treat and the remote." MrAtomik: Damn, Quinn! Take a picture, it'll last longer! Beedo: "If I keep this up, I can morph into Tea Leoni." Beedo: MrAtomik: "These are some deluxe accomodations you got here, Quinn... so, which box is yours?" Torghoul: "Look, I don't care who you are! We've got enough chicks to last me the season. Leave me alone." Generik: "NBC Mystery Maid, can we come in and clean up?" Beedo: From "I Pagliacci" to "Carmen". Man, we're getting a cultural workout tonight. Mr_Grant: Maltese Falcon 2: "You're looking for what? What's a dingus? And you say it's black?" [cue Danny Lux music] SoozBlackCat: "Behold!" "Wow. Mick Jagger covered in moss. I guess the old aphorism was..." "A lie! Precisely!" Beedo: Scully: over-the-shoulder Mulder scolder. Torghoul: "Next: an all new Sesame Street brought to you by the number 7 and the letters 'e' and 'p.' Only on the Beedo: Miss 'Vapid Rodent Look' 1999. MrAtomik: Three guesses as to who directed this episode, and the first two don't count... Beedo: "Feeling better?" "Breasts. Uh, I mean, yes." Francie: Next week: "Wadevid and Goliath!" SoozBlackCat: The Dance of the Sugar Plum Burgers! (cue Tchaikovsky soundtrack) GlitterRock: Universal Television. We spell quality WEIRD_1: "Dammit, I still miss my Caddy." |