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 amycamus: "What kinda lousy airport security guard ARE you, anyway? You like TOTALLY missed my heroin and marijuana, not to mention my AK-47 and Semtex."  shanky: "I'm sorry that your plane got hijacked. Here's some coupons for Dairy Queen."  Generik: "I'd like a big glass of milk, please." "Milk! Haw haw... the baby wants milk!" "...and put it in a dirty glass." "Oh! Well, why didn't you say so?"  Andy1251: "C'mon, the paparazzi is gaining on us!"  DiscoBoy: In this universe, Geena Davis impressions are a source of great amusement.  Generik: George W's campaign gets under way... "Cue the mirrors!"  shanky: "Flying to the Bon Jovi concert."  Generik: "So... you little ladies ever heard of the Mile High Ménage Club?" "You ever heard of taking a flying fuck?" "Cool! We're on the same wavelength!"  Vigeant: "I have waaaayy bigger boobs than him."  KllyWlls: "What do you mean 'That'll be $7.50?' Don't you know who I am?? I'm Kari Wuhrer!! I get all the slurpees I want!!!"  Vigeant: "Do you have anything besides beef jerky?"  medusaD: Mecha-Madonna goes in for servicing...  amycamus: Product of an unholy marriage between Tom Cruise and an Afghan.  amycamus: In one of entertainment's strangest moments, Richard Dawson finds he must comfort a lonely, ailing, Nick Drake.  Generik: Easily Distracted Teenage Jerk... "Boy, what an ass on that - Hey! Slippery elm!!"  Slider8_: Renoir's masterpiece, "The Whore's Bath."  Vigeant: Do you suppose that these people are taking the Disney Jungle ride a little too seriously?  Generik: "Dammit, Vendebar, LISTEN to me when I'm talking to you!" "Uh huh. Whatever you say, babe." "Oooohh... YOU!!"  Vendebar: Degas' masterpiece, 'Northern Californian Bartering Bastards'.  amycamus: Shirley Jones, Susan Dey, Danny Bonaduce, and David Cassidy star in "The Partridge Family Goes to Tijuana"  amycamus: Francis Bacon's masterpiece "Mangled Toucan"  amycamus: "I made some weird little sculptures out of twigs, put some meat in one, and made a lot of noise. Those filmmakers are pissing their pants right now!"  Generik: We now return to our feature presentation, "Squalor in the Grass."  Vendebar: Diego Rivera's 1930s masterpiece: 'Northern California Triffid Growers'.  walden000: "Damn! I can only move one space in any direction, except when castling, in this jacket!"  NumanEllium: "Exactly what do you mean by 'lip wrestling?'"  Generik: Juan Valdez is forced to renegotiate his contract after that unfortunate "Little Juan" incident...  Mr_Grant: "Didn't you two get the khaki shorts memo?"  Slider8_: "And they said I couldn't get that bottle cap open..."  Mr_Grant: Skate fast or die!!!!  AllenSmithee: "Whew... couple more colors, and we'll be through this rainbow."  Klatuu: Of course, we know who the murderer is. Do you?  Mr_Grant: I knew this show had gone to hell, but really!  144b: "Oh no, Mr. Kotter is choking!!"  Mr_Grant: Preparing to be transported to the Perky Heroines Concentration Camp.  GersonK: "And then the salesman told me if I wanted to guarantee privacy, I'd also have to buy this cell-phone booth..."  Vigeant: "Well kids, what lesson did you learn today?"  Klatuu: "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"  YingYang: "Well, helloooo....Care to eat out some time?" "I don't like going out to eat." "Not what I meant, honey..."  Vigeant: On the next Sliders, Remmy runs afoul of a witch doctor with terrifying consequences. "AGGHHHH!!! I'm WHITE!!!!!" |
