"Season's Greedings"

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TurkeyVolGuessingMan: "Does she have to slide with her discman?"	UnReality: "...as the Man That Time -- plus Fortune, Talent and Basic Cognitive Skills -- Forgot."	EnochF: Aw, c'mon, Sliders would rank at least a C+...	Mr_Grant: If Billy of "Family Circus" drew the London Underground map.
Slider_Sarah: "Look -- I let a three year old do my hair, then stick a coat hanger in my mouth and plug me into the wall socket. You should try it some time!"	Mr_Grant: It's sad they have to have coffee to stay awake during sex.	EnochF: "No, you're NOT getting any Lexx action figures..."	EnochF: "I'm sorry, but Mr. Wayne is indisposed and cannot see you now." "You mean he's out fighting crime as Batman?" "Yes, ex-- I mean, no! Damn!"
EnochF: "Hiya, buddy! My name's Buzz, I got the fuzz, I make the cybervator do what she does!"	EnochF: "I have no mouth and I am Sci-Fi."	cletus56: Bobcat Goldthwait's career took a sudden nosedive after taking his unique brand of vocal humour to an unfortunate new level.	espermaster: This guy is easily one of the sleaziest Santas I've ever seen. "Heh heh, have you been naughty?"
Schizm: "Surprisingly, milk was a little easier to squirt out than I originally thought."	teambanzai: Look, I've heard of May-December romances but this is getting ridiculous!	alexgariepy: Looks like Bill Gates just wants more...	alexgariepy: "HEY!! You're not Santa... you're HITLER!"
alexgariepy: The compassionate conservative in action: "Your contacts are to your left, no no, your right. You missed again. Getting there."	Mr_Grant: "Agents From E.L.F." — This Fall on FOX!	Mr_Grant: Benchwarmer for Team Fruit of the Loom.	Beedo: Nice idea, but what am I supposed to do with a mistletoe belt-buckle?
Loodvig: Yeah, as original as Fujitsu® apple pie.	espermaster: "Okay, who installed 'Elf Bowling' on all of our computers?!"	rick12string: "HEY KIDS, CHECK THIS GUY'S BUTT OUT!! SSHHEEEZUZ! WHADDA ASS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"	Mr_Grant: Lyman Ward IS Robert Ginty AS George Plimpton IN: “Paper Lion 2: Gosh the NFL Is A Cakewalk.”
ZadetheSpazcat: Looks like the cameraman had just a little too much Christmas cheer.	Geezo: . o O ( Good heavens, she's even dumber than I am! )	Beedo: Sabrina begged for more lines... the producers got her a new sweater.	Beedo: He's depressed 'cause it's Christmas and he can't call anyone a blistering idiot.
ZadetheSpazcat: If this isn't a disturbing screengrab, I don't know what is!	ZadetheSpazcat: "I just asked her last week what her name was, and she still hasn't got back to me!"	MrAtomik: "...and the next morning there were presents in my stocking! I felt sooo violated..."	Mr_Grant: Who IS it? Just show his face, the tension is killing me!
DoctorWhy: "I see head people."	Beedo: After three years, www.WatchingGrass- Grow.com still had only one hit.	alexgariepy: "Santa doesn't take kindly to mobs. Now, here's your coal..."	amycamus: "It's 'FLIGHT ATTENDANT', asshole. Not 'STEWARDESS'."
blockfoot: And now for the tender climax of Santa Doesn't Love Me Anymore.	Mr_Grant: 10-Dimensional Alien Yahtzee	Slider_Sarah: "Was I not informed when I got electrocuted or something?"	Callie21V: Trimmed footage from "Genesis." Thankfully, Peck was persuaded to keep the original Manta design...
Mr_Grant: Ed Begley Jr and Christine Baranski caught in an unguarded moment.	MrAtomik: "Here professor, I made you a giant lump of powdered sugar." "You read my mind! I haven't had a snack in at least 45 minutes!"	Babylon_Project: President Clinton always insisted on patting down his female guests for weapons.	Hyperwolf: ".......movie's over......." "........now what?......"