"Roads Taken"

darkchashy: "Tonight on Farscape: Zhaan Gets An Anal Probe!"	MCDMWolf: "And what if you were being chased by a CGI dinosaur that suddenly started to fade away?"	Hinermad: Just another cover shoot for Better Homes and Dumpsters...	Quicksilver_: "This road's taken! Back off man!"
Mr_Grant: This week's premise: a civilization modeled on the American college fraternity.	Kobra_Kai: "My pancreas!"	Dibbley: "I can't do a damn thing with it. Where's B.A. when you need him?"	Dibbley: Somehow, the ghost of Danny Kaye isn't so menacing.
tree_hugger: Who'd have thought the leather binder would make it through 4 years of college with a 4.0?	brak42: Vanilla Ice falling from #1... actual footage.	UnReality: Hey, I've been calling Xena a bomb since it first aired, but did anyone listen then? Nooooo!	Mr_Grant: "Welcome to Heaven. Your long journey is at an end... Ms. Wuhrer? There must be some mistake..."
Enapov: "Gosh no I won't show you my boobs (*SLAP!*) silly!"	Enapov: "Just my pancreas again. It's nothing, really."	Corporal_Clegg: "Um, not to alarm you miss, but your bra's crawling out of your shirt and onto your face..."	Corporal_Clegg: "And here's the '88 model. A damn good year for pocket protectors."
bugwber: "Well, Cappers? Should I try to French 'im?"	Corporal_Clegg: o/` One of these things is not like the other ones... o/`	Callie21V: "Al-l-l-l-l-l... let's have sex!" "Duh... no Peg."	nel_b: One word - "Quayle"
Quicksilver_: Three-fourths of this show has been people lying down!	Callie21V:   T h e E x e c u C a m	Mr_Grant: Voice Stress analysis indicate the announcer doesn’t believe a word he’s reading.	Kobra_Kai: The pair recoiled in horror as they looked up to find Alex Trebek inching toward them.