"Requiem"

IMissMST3K: French Stewart doing the nasty.	medusaD: "I swear, I saw them!! Little elves in that tree, they had cookies!!" "Uh, right."	shanky: The product of a menage à trois between Tito Jackson, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Al Green.	IMissMST3K: Gotta watch out for those "credit-eating" bushes.
medusaD: "Oh, HELL NO! I ain't gonna be pregnant in this one again! That hurt! You ever see a penis dilate?!? Lemme tell ya, it ain't pretty!"	Matteus: She's Sofia Loren-esque...	Matteus: ...and she's Kathleen Turner-ing too	medusaD: "Nooooooooooo!!!!! My nose is shiny!!"
Matteus: "The nerve of her! Spontaneously combusting in the living room!"	shanky: "Here it is, the number for the unemployment office."	CaptionFreak: She's just a big corndog wrapped in relish.	Mr_Grant: "Horndog? Oh, I thought you called me a corndog. That's all right then."
Enapov: "I think that we are all guilty of not letting the dog out and letting this little 'accident' happen!"	sabcat: "When your farts are bloody, is that a good thing?"	Callie21V: DIANA - "Maybe if we get enough quarters, we can jam the washing machine and rescue her!" MALLORY - "I've got fifteen cents." MAGGIE - "I've got a nickel, but I'm NOT wasting it on Wade!"	AkureiZero: There's no place like home....
Mr_Grant: Hey, I put my dollar in the slot, but the machine won't open the door and give me my cheesecake!	sabcat: Is this Pay-Per-View all of a sudden?	Enapov: Suddenly the world's biggest cervix caught up with them!	144b: Uh-oh... Grandpa is running the microwave oven again.
sabcat: That shirt is really just maple syrup.	CaptionFreak: REMMY! Whatja do? Fart the US out?	Mr_Grant: "RHETT!" "SCARLETT!!"	Mr_Grant: Say! Twilight Zone's Human Zoo has gone naturalistic!