"Post-Traumatic Slide Syndrome"

CRViewer: Cleavant pours his soul out over the state of the series while an uninterested Peck looks up nudie pix on the net.	PharaohMobius: Meanwhile, in Arturo's colon...	Callie21V: Peckinpah - "You see, THAT'S what I mean by family values. Hot man-on-man action!"	MrAtomik: "Rembrandt... I know you're checking out my butt, so just stop now."
Callie21V: "What's on your mind, professor?" "I was just wondering... who says a club sandwich can only have eighteen layers?"	PharaohMobius: Product of an unspeakable ménage à trois between Molly Ringwald, Ruth Buzzi, and Sandra Bernhardt.	Vigeant: Actual footage from the party where a drunken JRD made the enemy of a lifetime.	CRViewer: "Remmy... that's not a Schlong. It's more like a 'Schlort,' hon..."
Nyssa23: "So, tell me... why do you keep your diaphragm in a display case?"	PharaohMobius: "Don't make me eat you. I'll do it."	KllyWlls: JOC'sSoulCam	CRViewer: Tonight on Sci-Fi's The Human Airbag: our hero must prevent a young girl from dying in a car crash... at all costs.
Vigeant: Cost of new computer: $5,000. Cost of Adobe Photoshop 5.5: $500. Ability to screw with your friends' heads... priceless.	Callie21V: "...I'm tellin' you it's mighty nice; each slide's a Slide of Paradise... with my, Maaaggggie... onnnn board!"	PharaohMobius: "Ugh. Why do you have to look like Courtney Cox from 'The Breakfast Club' instead of Courtney Cox from 'Friends'?"	Vigeant: Little does Wade know, it was just repainted the previous day by Jake the gardener.
KllyWlls: "Listen, man... you don't have to play Duck, Duck, Goose with us, but that doesn't mean you can ruin the game for everyone else!!"	TheDiva: It's easier than you think to train an oesophagus.	PharaohMobius: "Doc, I keep having this dream where all my friends end up shot, melded, raped, unstuck or borgified... and the planet is taken over by retarded apes in Nazi costumes. What's it mean?"	TheDiva: Tempers flare backstage at "Five Guys Named Moe."
Callie21V: REMMY - "Awwwww man, NOW which one do we take?" QUINN - "The good one! Take the good one!"	TheDiva: o/` ...Fiiiiiiiiiigaro, FigaroFigaroFigaro Fiiiigaro... o/`	TheDiva: "You mean you've been having this urge to burst into Rossini's areas too??" "Isn't that kind of a personal question?" "Arias. Sorry, I meant arias."	Nyssa23: "You killed Sonny! Admit it!"
TheDiva: "Heh heh, Quinn's not going to score without THIS..."	Callie21V: "Aagh, I stubbed my toe! Leave me behind, Quinn; I'm done for!" And so begins the endless series of Evil Arturo Guilt Pangs.	Nyssa23: "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain!" "By George, I think he's got it!"	TheDiva: Portrait of the average capper.