Crowmoonie: *knock* *knock* "Oh well, R-2... looks like nobody's home." Crow_T_Werewolf: "WAAAH! I made a REALLY bad career choice!" JohnSteed: In an LSD state of mind, the entire Sliders crew mistakes an incoming train for a gateway... THE END! SoundGuy4U: <praying for one of those funny cartoon bits where a piano falls and smashes them all> medusaD: "Well, at least we don't have to find as much food, now that the professor's gone!" Cheerio: "W..www..w..ww......" "You can't read, can you, Maggie." JohnSteed: The world video game championship finals makes for really intense crowd viewing. SoundGuy4U: Is she trying to go for that "Xena" butch look? If so, she needs to go just a bit farther... Vendebar: "Say, Lady; you're not gonna summon up some lesbian cannibals with that voodoo crap, are you?" Vendebar: HAL 9000 gets a 'retro' look. Dragonstud: "No! Not the Festivus pole!" SoundGuy4U: "If you don't stop, I'll purse my lips at you some more!" KllyWlls: "You see, it was always my life-long dream to be a Vulcan..." CapMidnight: "'If there was a Slider leaving Chicago at nine times the speed of light, and another leaving Earth Prime at...' gosh, this one's hard." CapMidnight: "You thought it was funny to microwave your brother's gerbils... then you can just be the one to scrape off this baked-on mess, mister!!" SoundGuy4U: Ooh, Quinn's gettin' kinky... Loodvig: "Don't you EVER quote Vanilla Ice again." threeamigos: MIPG -- Men In Pasty Gray. A Sci-Fi original! devildoll: "Yeah, it's pretty cool, workin' here in the evidence room. Do I ever sample the goods? Uuuuhhhh...." devildoll: "It needs a veil, or some ribbon, or something ....... I just don't think it's me." SoundGuy4U: Columbo, before the unfortunate eye accident. Mr_Grant: The Sliders have been behind bars more times than Ted Danson. AlsWaiter: Well here's something new...a television vortex that likes honey roasted nuts... devildoll: "And we pledge to keep our areas well covered for your protection." Vendebar: HooterMan shows us his unique 'talent'! Loodvig: When fiber optics explode, next on Fox... tree_hugger: Junior Executive Productions presents: "Riverdance"! Mr_Grant: Geez, how awful. His uncle must be exploding and spurting blood in slo-motion in his grave. |