amycamus: "Hi. I'm John Doe. Ever since entering the witness protection program, I, Paul Jenkins, have been....oops...." TVs_Neal: "ICE CREEEEEEEEAM! ICE CREEEEEEAM!!" alexgariepy: Most dedicated ballet dancer... EVER. amycamus: Every screengrab I click on seems to be a Pink Floyd album cover... HumbugNoir: Def... initely?? Def... erential?? Def... Leppard?? Bittlestiffender: The Kelsey Grammer-cam! TVs_Neal: "There is no Santa Claus, Billy, your mother hates you, and you were an accident. Now, let's have some milk and cookies!" TVs_Neal: They've found an TVs_Neal: "Satan University! That's my alma mater!! Go Light Bringers! Woo Hoo!" Bittlestiffender: "...so, even if I'm sliding, all of my shows are being recorded. Neat, huh?" Bittlestiffender: "Coming up next on Alternate Reality Election Coverage 2000, the undecided voters of Hawaii. Are we facing a Constitutional crisis? Let's ask a circus mime." rna411: "Psst, buddy. You wanna Diners Club card?" Bittlestiffender: "If you want to sell drill bits for this store, recognition is important. Quick, what size is this bit?" TVs_Neal: K-Mart has deals so good it'll make your floorboards curl! dillinger547: "Darkman, Darkman, DARKMAN! I've told you a thousand times, you can't mix up hidden lines with phantom lines in your sectionals!" TVs_Neal: "Let's SovietFlask: "Dumbass University. Like, it's your future. Kinda." Bittlestiffender: "And then, remember that time we picked that fight with those bikers, and they slapped me around pretty good? Wait, that's what we did for lunch." Granty_Claus: Touched By A Wuhrer? Granty_Claus: Scene from "American Beauty 2: American Pulchritude." Bittlestiffender: "Yo, good evening y'all. Welcome to Leonard Jenkins Presents. I've got some macabre stories to share with all of you, my peeps." Bittlestiffender: Safety tip guys, this timeline uses 220V... rna411: "Third floor! Lingerie, coffee makers and homicidal maniacs. Going down!" kingdugan: "Kids, would you come downstairs for a minute? God just dropped by." Granty_Claus: Vincent D'Onofrio auditions to replace Bernard Shaw on CNN... amycamus: Saturn makes the rounds at a cocktail party. PrezYukonGARnelius: "Look ma -- no cavities!" Moatas: "Sigh... leg shopping just isn't what it used to be." |