144b: The Greyhound bus station's coin-operated TV sets. Xexus: The story of a small New Hampshire town that just can't afford a shovel. Callie21V: March 22, 1995, at David Peckinpah's home: the seeds of an insane quest of destruction are sown. Vendebar: Betcha they don't rate with 'Horrors Of Spider Island'! FredPAC: Next on That '70's Show... MWT77: See, I told you they carried "European Crack Whores"! 144b: Why, it must be the Sliders Mall. Daleman: "DANG! After 24 looonnnnggg years I'm finally gonna 'git sum'!" MWT77: "Phew, I only hit the Vice-President." devildoll: "Honey? I've got something to tell you - I'm pregnant with James Doohan's child!" "You bitch!!" "Hey, it wasn't any picnic for ME!!!!" LakeSpeed: Another day at Love Canal Elementary. Mr_Grant: "Welcome, my friends! Welcome to Nerd Heaven!" Pete98: "No, no, that note says get SCREWS at the store!" Pete98: Letterman-Vision. FredPAC: Scene from Steven King's THE SLIDING Callie21V: "UFO, my ass... it's either a cloud, the planet Venus, or swamp gas." jsha33: "And you may ask yourself... What is this snow doin' here? And you may ask yourself... What am I doin' here?" Dragonstud: The parking lot guards get bigger-than-ever resources. sspecies8472: "How many times do I gotta tell you? I am not Neo!!" jsha33: "Are you threatening me? I am Corn-holio!" Sullie: "Wha? What do you mean I can't be in Lord of the Dance? It's the pants isn't it... I need the leather pants!" Loodvig: "Well cornsarnit, you forgot the stepladder. How are we gonna kiss now?" Loodvig: "Quiet dammit! Sanford & Son is on." Loodvig: "This is Jimmy Carter reporting live from the Billy Beer factory..." Wonka: "I've just pulled my own finger... how... invigorating." animebabe: "Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated. We are Atari, and we will rule over you forever." Loodvig: "Damn...... my center of gravity is off again..." jsha33: Ace Ventura, senior citizen Sullie: "And then yer honnor is when I snickersnagged um and took his Jug o moonshine! Heh hee heeeeee dang that was fun" VladtheImpaler: "I rule in favor of the wiener dog..." Loodvig: Absolut moron cyoungdahl: Actual photo of Jesse Jackson's first appearance on the Gong Show, when he sang a medley of Beastie Boy favorites. Loodvig: Rutger Hauer gets the $100 question wrong... Loodvig: "Hail President Skroob!" Dragonstud: Look who we rescued from the enemy troops - surprise! AL JOLSON! Loodvig: Off in the distance, a Chrysler minivan is running. Katran: HEY Do you mind... we'd like a little privacy when we're sliding! *grumbles* some people! Lanzman: Galactus found dead, news at eleven. Loodvig: Is Jerry O'Connell the son of Larry Wilcox and John Denver? You be the judge... Loodvig: "Weeeeeeeell, I don't know where them Duke boys are, but I'm sure Roscoe's keeping them busy." |