The Pilot





144b: The Greyhound bus station's coin-operated TV sets.


Xexus: The story of a small New Hampshire town that just can't afford a shovel.


Callie21V: March 22, 1995, at David Peckinpah's home: the seeds of an insane quest of destruction are sown.


Vendebar: Betcha they don't rate with 'Horrors Of Spider Island'!


FredPAC: Next on That '70's Show...


MWT77: See, I told you they carried "European Crack Whores"!


144b: Why, it must be the Sliders Mall.


Daleman: "DANG! After 24 looonnnnggg years I'm finally gonna 'git sum'!"


MWT77: "Phew, I only hit the Vice-President."


devildoll: "Honey? I've got something to tell you - I'm pregnant with James Doohan's child!" "You bitch!!" "Hey, it wasn't any picnic for ME!!!!"


LakeSpeed: Another day at Love Canal Elementary.


Mr_Grant: "Welcome, my friends! Welcome to Nerd Heaven!"


Pete98: "No, no, that note says get SCREWS at the store!"


Pete98: Letterman-Vision.


FredPAC: Scene from Steven King's THE SLIDING


Callie21V: "UFO, my ass... it's either a cloud, the planet Venus, or swamp gas."


jsha33: "And you may ask yourself... What is this snow doin' here? And you may ask yourself... What am I doin' here?"


Dragonstud: The parking lot guards get bigger-than-ever resources.


sspecies8472: "How many times do I gotta tell you? I am not Neo!!"


jsha33: "Are you threatening me? I am Corn-holio!"


Sullie: "Wha? What do you mean I can't be in Lord of the Dance? It's the pants isn't it... I need the leather pants!"


Loodvig: "Well cornsarnit, you forgot the stepladder. How are we gonna kiss now?"


Loodvig: "Quiet dammit! Sanford & Son is on."


Loodvig: "This is Jimmy Carter reporting live from the Billy Beer factory..."


Wonka: "I've just pulled my own finger... how... invigorating."


animebabe: "Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated. We are Atari, and we will rule over you forever."


Loodvig: "Damn...... my center of gravity is off again..."


jsha33: Ace Ventura, senior citizen


Sullie: "And then yer honnor is when I snickersnagged um and took his Jug o moonshine! Heh hee heeeeee dang that was fun"


VladtheImpaler: "I rule in favor of the wiener dog..."


Loodvig: Absolut moron


cyoungdahl: Actual photo of Jesse Jackson's first appearance on the Gong Show, when he sang a medley of Beastie Boy favorites.


Loodvig: Rutger Hauer gets the $100 question wrong...


Loodvig: "Hail President Skroob!"


Dragonstud: Look who we rescued from the enemy troops - surprise! AL JOLSON!


Loodvig: Off in the distance, a Chrysler minivan is running.


Katran: HEY Do you mind... we'd like a little privacy when we're sliding! *grumbles* some people!


Lanzman: Galactus found dead, news at eleven.


Loodvig: Is Jerry O'Connell the son of Larry Wilcox and John Denver? You be the judge...


Loodvig: "Weeeeeeeell, I don't know where them Duke boys are, but I'm sure Roscoe's keeping them busy."

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