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 The_Enigma: "Bill Nye the science guy here on location. Did you know the black hole is located on the MOOOOOOOOONNN--" *Thwunking sound of getting sucked in* |  Gnasche: Billy had travelled over 200 miles to spawn in the same place as his birth. |  amycamus: "Honey, maybe you're just not cut out to be a farmer. Are you SURE you can get milk outta that thing?" |  MasterTorgo: "I think you're neat!" "I like how keen you are!" |
 The_Enigma: "Hey, I saw this truck first!" "No way, I was soo here!" When Hitchhikers Collide. |  8thSamurai: "Wow, lots of carbon scoring here, you seen a lot of action?" |  The_Enigma: "Listen, JTT, you're yesterday's Teen Bop news." |  Thibodeau: "Excuse me, ma'am, but I was wondering if you could go breast-feed your llama somewhere else. People are trying to eat, here." |
 cyoungdahl: "Yes, my father was Dr. Zaius. Why do you ask?" |  Cheerio: "Eh... what's up doc?" |  Gnasche: "I don't care if it IS shaped like the Sears Tower, it's still cranberry sauce, and I'm not going to eat it." |  The_Enigma: "I pity da foo' dat captions me!" |
 bugwbaldwin: "But Kim, you MUST marry Alec. The broads Stephen brings home are tainting the gene pool." |  trinitylovesneo: "Are you ticklish? Well let's find out, shall we?" |  The_Enigma: "I don't think the green afro look is you." |  Slider_Sarah: "Now why can't my timer look that cool?" |
 144b: The world's largest Salisbury steak!! |  1600: Time out! I'm the same screengrab that 1600 got over the weekend! Where the hell did I come from? |  Dragonstud: [Pop up menu] Accelerate / Crash the truck now / Stop the entire show |  zaphod555: "OOOooooh, blue light special on Toilet Duck!" |
 Loodvig: "Don't eat..... the brown acid...... girl scout cookies...." |  Himeko: "The ultimate meeting of the KKK vs. The Union for African-American rights!" |  Himeko: "I checked, Scully, no plot in here." |  threeamigos: Although sea turtles travel inland to bury their eggs, Matt was discouraged to find that it didn't quite work the same way for humans... |
 cscott: "Look! It's the NBC Mystery Mov--" <thwack!> <thwack!> "...sorry..." |  cscott: "And you're sure when you rotate the film it'll look as though I'm climbing a wall?" |  AllenSmithee: Guinness eventually retired the "lit fart distance" category due to safety concerns. |  Callie21V: David "Bruce" Colin IS the Incredulous Hulk. When he gets angry... the Whup-Ass starts flyin'. |
