   |  |  | |||
|    |
 threeamigos: The TRUE nitpicker makes adjustments to the stretcher on the way on...  GiantMonkey: Big Dork is watching you.  threeamigos: Once John started serving drinks out of his medicine cabinet, people began to suspect something was up...  HenryBemis: And the CPAs sacrifice a virgin to ensure the continuation of the bull market.  HenryBemis: Charlie O'Connell: Master of the Slide Whistle  GiantMonkey: THUMP! "Help, dad!" "Sorry, honey, but the bank's taking you back." When sperm banks get serious.  threeamigos: "Jeeves, what do I say now?"  GiantMonkey: "Up next - Bachelor #23! He likes Vulcans, Daleks, and enjoys... ripping women's ears off?"  HenryBemis: Always a bridegroom and never a bride.  HenryBemis: "On today's show: talk show hosts with surnames that sound more obscene than they really are!"  GiantMonkey: We've switched John's date with Folger's crystals. Let's watch.  Vendebar: "C'mon, man; the script didn't specify where I was to grasp Kari!"  HenryBemis: "Contents of a Dead Actor's Pockets"  GiantMonkey: Product of an unspeakable ménage à trois between Ben Stein, Phil Donahue and Bill Cosby.  Humoriste: "The Dating Game: 2025!"  HenryBemis: "So I brought a  sabcat: On to a game called Superheroes. Colin, you'll be playing Captain Dense...  Mr_Grant: "Tony Robbins cannot sign any autographs! Stand back from the stage, please!"  GokuMan: "Can't I at least grab one of them?"  NurseNoir: (She still looks hideous. Better have another glass.) (He's still repulsive. Maybe another swig will help.)  Generik: Teri Garr winces at the sight of the bedridden George W. Bush. "I told you you shouldn't have inhaled at Bob Jones U!"  HenryBemis: "Simka. I love you." "I love you too, Latka."  sabcat: ...while Quinn, you'll be playing the Dense Avenger, and Maggie, you'll be  HenryBemis: Arnold Schwartzenegger walks into a bar and orders a Zima. |
