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 JAUSTRALIS: "THERE'S my Caddy hubcap! Ya just can't pimp around with only three!" |  Recall317: Someone get the spatula... industrial size. |  rickubis: <smack, smack> "Hmmmm. No, actually this isn't dandruff. I think maybe more like scabies." |  Recall317: "52 hours to live? Uh... we gotta go, uh... do something..." "Yeah..." |
 Real_Slider: Alex Trebek knew he was in trouble when Candyman's buzzer stopped working. |  rickubis: What marketing genius! They're selling cracker crumbs as mini-mini-mini Ritz. |  JAUSTRALIS: I know it's Black History Month, but do we have to see alllll of black history? |  Aram_Fingal420: "That's it phone, c'mon punk, take your best shot!" |
 Chaser9: "It's my latest work. I call it 'CRAP ON A WALL.'" |  Aram_Fingal420: These Godzilla film budgets are getting cheaper and cheaper... |  Aram_Fingal420: Guess whose IQ is higher? |  WatchOutForSnakes: Fleetwood Mac celebrates at the waffle cone exhibit. |
 Captain_Spanky: A keg FROM OUTER SPACE!!! | Recall317: The Kaiser's secret weapon: the Tupperware Bomb. | WatchOutForSnakes: It's a Whoopi Goldberg hair dryer! | Real_Slider: "You want me to put this WHERE?!" |
 hakavonn: "It's true, Jerry. I WILL have a role in a new series while you're playing background jerks in movies." |  chiptovar: The Boy Who Did Bad Things: an |  chiptovar: Isn't that Eric Stoltz playing the blind guy? |  Blinker: The unsightliness of MrBrown.net claims another victim. |
 Aram_Fingal420: "Whoa, check out the rack on her!! Um, can you leave the room for 10 minutes?" |  Real_Slider: Cameron Diaz imagines what she would look like pregnant. |  Recall317: "I'll star in 'This Slide of Paradise?!' Give me that gun!" Click. Click. Click. |  nomonday: "Sigh... Klingon language camp is so far away." |
 hakavonn: Don't get too used to this, fans. She's gonna be a calculator and he's gonna be someone else's bad dreams. |  nashtbrutusandshort: "Dude, I need a new look. Find me a new kind of nonconformism I can conform to!" |  hakavonn: One of the Spinning Topps reacts to Remmy's latest solo single. |  nomonday: "When I said 'Lower', that's not what I meant..." |
 nomonday: "You're right! Watching the washing machine IS so much better than the TV. THERE GOES THE RED SOCK AGAIN!" |  JAUSTRALIS: "Thaaaaaaaaaat's right... just climb in the dryer and it'll allllllll be better!" |  JAUSTRALIS: "UH HUM! Would you kindly unhand her and get your tongue out of her tonsils?! I'm going to be eating her later and I don't want your stank breath on her!" |  nashtbrutusandshort: Donald Trump's ego overinflates, giving a phenomenal light show to people on the north side of the Chrysler Building. "Ooooh. Aaaaah." |
 Chaser9: Rembrandt Brown sings... NEWSPAPER HEADLINES! |  nashtbrutusandshort: The Levittown Sharks played rough with intruders... "Get back to Stony Brook or we'll amortize the hell out of you." | Loodvig: "Red hots on sale? Oh boy, I love that candy!" |  hakavonn: Conrad Bennish. Global saviour. Hand model. |
