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 shamrockD: "I dunno what happened! Something about a cross between a vasectomy and a lobotomy!"  Mr_Grant: Whenever there's a tough surgery, they call in Lance Scalpellini, surgeon extraordinaire.  Pinkflood: "Oh my God -- It's alive! And it's oozing ratings...."  shamrockD: "Look, you donated your body to science! We're taking it now, like it or not!"  Mac_Shanky: Shanky's job as a welder lasted exactly 2 hours.  Mac_Shanky: As The Way We Were plays in the background...  Mr_Grant: "There there, doctor kiss it and make it better. That'll be a $10 co-pay."  Steelhawk: "That's him, officer, that's the man who stole my spam!!" "And you want him prosecuted? Hasn't he suffered enough?"  Mr_Grant: "Mao's Little Red Book? THIS is my birthday present?"  animebabe: "My church has an indoor pool."  shamrockD: "Hey, you know that's Demerol you're drinking!" "Aaww, hell! I thought it was my.... juice..... box.........."  Andy1251: "There's urine in my Mountain Dew!" "There's a difference?"  Pinkflood: "Say what? Man, I was home all night watchin' th' tee vee..."  animebabe: "Luuucy?" "Hold up... why do I always have to be Lucy?"  animebabe: "Of what do you speak, Mr. Drummond?" "Thank you! We have a lot of applicants to look through, so we'll be in touch. NEXT!"  Fee: "Dammit, you guys bought a 5,000,000 watt bulb for the front porch! And you wonder why we have moths!!"  Fee: Next, on the "Abject Lack of Coherent Thought Process" show...  NoahZark: "Well, I hang out at Starbuck's all the time hopin' to see Dirk Benedict."  Andy1251: (BBL, can't cap Jerry O'Connell with the same expression on his face over and over.)  amycamus: "You sure this is a dance club, Remmy?" "Oh yeah! Da roof! Da roof! Da roof is on FIRE!"  animebabe: "Mr. Walken? Excuse me... Mr. Walken? Did you want cream with your coffee?"  ServoTheGreat: "You idiots, don't shoot the scene now! Wardrobe hasn't arrived with the clothes yet!"  Mr_Grant: "Look, I can't replace your Kari Wuhrer mannequin... It was a prototype."  BuckFifty: "Hey, where all the white women at?" "Aisle 6, right behind you." "Oh."  GiantMonkey: "Psst! You're supposed to be excited!"  animebabe: "Play-Doh accident. I'd prefer not to talk about it."  animebabe: I hear they have the most annoying maids there, and they give you free diet pills with every room.  animebabe: "I think maybe if you added a happy cloud over here..." "Fuck off. Happy cloud, my ass. It doesn't go with the unicorn, now does it?" |
