CRACK Ho Edition
#4



With thanks (and apologies) to Kari Wuhrer Online.

Image selected by HurriKain.






BlinkerThe director of "Eight Legged Freaks" waited a long time for anyone to visit his booth...
The_Seer"No, please don't take that picture! I have a reputation to uphold."
HurriKainAfter testing her 'Sandra Golddigger Man Trap,' she finally snags a winner.
GrizzlorYikes.
DieselMickeyDolenzProving once again that you should never sleep with Kari without proper protection.
ThomasMalthusKari on the set of "Hack": "David Morse isn't dead!" "No, but his career is."
DieselMickeyDolenzHurriKain's nightmares following his "Shiny" reviews.
Blinker"PECK? What are you doing here?! Um... he fondled me first, honest!"
The_Seer"And now back to 'America's Most Disturbing Home Videos'."
ThomasMalthusSci-Fi's promotion to have the fan who could watch the most hours of Kari Wuhrer on Sliders meet her backfired horribly.
MissingSliderRyanWoman 1: Well, he's the father of my baby. <rubs tummy>
Woman 2: He's dead! For the last 10 years!
Woman 1: I thought he was just permanently stiff.
BlinkerSurprised to learn that Uncle Fester really lives up to his name.
HurriKainDesperate for her own reality TV series, Kari decided to follow in the footsteps of Anna Nicole Smith.
DieselMickeyDolenzKari finally finds a "fan" who doesn't throw things at her during her story about "how I saved Sliders."
ThomasMalthusKari Wuhrer stars in "Kiss of the Spiderwoman 2: Dyspeptic Boogaloo."
BlinkerHans Moleman suffers his most humiliating demise to date.
The_Seer"No Kari, just because it has wrinkled skin doesn't mean it's what you think it is."


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