CRACK Ho Edition
#4



With thanks (and apologies) to Kari Wuhrer Online.

Image selected by HurriKain.






Blinker•The director of "Eight Legged Freaks" waited a long time for anyone to visit his booth...
The_Seer•"No, please don't take that picture! I have a reputation to uphold."
HurriKain•After testing her 'Sandra Golddigger Man Trap,' she finally snags a winner.
Grizzlor•Yikes.
DieselMickeyDolenz•Proving once again that you should never sleep with Kari without proper protection.
ThomasMalthus•Kari on the set of "Hack": "David Morse isn't dead!" "No, but his career is."
DieselMickeyDolenz•HurriKain's nightmares following his "Shiny" reviews.
Blinker•"PECK? What are you doing here?! Um... he fondled me first, honest!"
The_Seer•"And now back to 'America's Most Disturbing Home Videos'."
ThomasMalthus•Sci-Fi's promotion to have the fan who could watch the most hours of Kari Wuhrer on Sliders meet her backfired horribly.
MissingSliderRyan•Woman 1: Well, he's the father of my baby. <rubs tummy>
Woman 2: He's dead! For the last 10 years!
Woman 1: I thought he was just permanently stiff.
Blinker•Surprised to learn that Uncle Fester really lives up to his name.
HurriKain•Desperate for her own reality TV series, Kari decided to follow in the footsteps of Anna Nicole Smith.
DieselMickeyDolenz•Kari finally finds a "fan" who doesn't throw things at her during her story about "how I saved Sliders."
ThomasMalthus•Kari Wuhrer stars in "Kiss of the Spiderwoman 2: Dyspeptic Boogaloo."
Blinker•Hans Moleman suffers his most humiliating demise to date.
The_Seer•"No Kari, just because it has wrinkled skin doesn't mean it's what you think it is."


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